1. Lostboy5151's Avatar
    Of all the Holidays throughout the year, Valentines Day has got to be the all time greatest marketing hypes, ever!
    It's the one day out of the entire year, you should ignore..PERIOD!
    If you're not telling your mate, EVERYDAY, that you love him/her...
    then, Valentines Day is a day for packing!
    Everyday that you give each other "anything," is a special day!

    Ahh, but the "machine" has you so programmed, that you're made to feel guilty if you don't comply and BUY something.
    Imagine the look on your girls face when you present her with a dozen long-stem roses!
    (yeah, the ones you just put $30.00 out for... and, being cut, they're already dead.)
    Imagine, the thoughts going through your girls mind, a week later, as she's throwing those dead, wilted roses in the garbage.

    But, there is a bright side!
    It's the one day, at least, that you're sure to have a little roll in the hay, hey?
    And, Valentines Day might actually be one of the most religious days of the year.
    All that rollin' in the hay adds up to a lot of praying.
    (Oh God, OHHH GOD, OHHH Jesus.... Oh, yeah!!)

    Guess that's worth the 30 bucks, huh?
    Can I have an AMEN??
    middbrew likes this.
    02-13-14 06:38 PM
  2. anon8430100's Avatar
    I love my berry! We are going out tomorrow night!

    Posted via CB10
    02-13-14 06:42 PM
  3. treaker's Avatar
    Just another money scam to take money out of your pocket.

    Z10 on Telus
    02-13-14 07:08 PM
  4. stroberi's Avatar
    02-14-14 05:44 AM
  5. shaleem's Avatar
    Ah, but look at the bright side. You can walk around with a heart on all day!!
    middbrew likes this.
    02-14-14 08:32 AM

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