[jrfabrega]

Good luck to you. I hope you win, but I can't vote for you. Not that yours isn't good enough, but I just feel like Where didn't really go through the posts to find the very best ones. So I can't vote. But congratz on getting picked, and I really do hope you win. At least you seem very excited, I haven't seen any of the other 9 people posting here like you are. So you should win just for your enthusiasm.

thanks, I have hope but I doubt I'll win DAMN YOU #2!!!! lol

[vomviersen]

I was pretty sure mine wouldn't make the cut, so no problem there.

But what I did not expect, and what is definitely disappointing, is that none of the ones that I thought were really laugh-out-loud funny and creative made the cut either.

[ballerina]

I only liked the first three.. def the most creative of the bunch.

[BlackBerry Fiend]

lol no offense to anybody, but they're all kind of.. lame.
So i'll stick this one out and not vote :-P

c'mon don't be like that. They're all funny

[Andreano7625]

You must have smoked some good stuff if you think they are all funny. the only one that is creative is #2 and its not even that funny.

[anesto]

umm, i thought that the top ten were supposed to be the top ten FUNNIEST.
some of these are boring

[ryanlrobinson]

I'll try to be more positive than most of the posts here. #3 got a pretty big laugh for me, and #2 got a slightly smaller one.

[nativeray911]

Please vote for #4......Thanks yall.

[tjk]

was there a topic/humor censor there were some funny ones that i'm surprised didn't make it.

[mbizzle]

# 1 for me If i Dont have my BB I feel I lost a limb.

[jdoc77]

The dog ate my storm is my least favorite of these, but it's going to win apparently.

We SHOULD do a CB internal version... I'm still trying to get my friend to get Gary Coleman to read mine...

[bbaulier]

Good Evening CrackComm (CrackBerry Community)

I have to agree with the many comments about the quality of the final 10, and mine was one of those selected. However, that does not diminish my need for a new phone so here is my shameless plea for your vote:

Please vote for #5 from bbaulier

If you are reluctant to vote for #5, or any of those selected, because you think they're lame, please consider the rest of my haiku body of work and helping a poor boy out:

Twenty dollar deal.

Pretty face. Berry dropping

Along with my pants
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“C” batteries dead

Girlfriend inserts my Blackberry

I must call myself
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Painful ringing noise

The nightstand starts to vibrate

Berry smashed on floor
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Man’s best friend – yeah sure!

My dog ate my Blackberry

It’s time to neuter
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In the mood for Thai?

Living in the redneck south?

Ask Where on Berry
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Sitting on the throne

Waiting. Playing Sudoku

Sweet relief. Thank God
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Jammed in my pocket

Quietly reminding me

Of things yet to do

[middbrew]

I agree with the sentament that these aren't the best that I read.

[Brian.]

lol no offense to anybody, but they're all kind of.. lame.
So i'll stick this one out and not vote :-P

I also agree - some pretty sorry finalists. No reason to vote cause none deserve to win.

[greatcasa]

Hey everyone. The Urban Cowboy needs your votes. Thanks!

[crackerjacksberry]

[**** U CRACKBERRY
Your contest are a big farse
You must be real high

As for the guy with a girlfriend waiting for a ring, shes a tank *** anyway.
Like Frank Sinatra, I bent her over, and did her my way

Crackberry you really suck if these are the finalist. So **** yoonz and the horse you road in on. Just as well cause I think the iPhone still has these blackberrys beat hands down. I'd switch but for the most part, its reception on a phone call that really matters. Heres a contest for you to run,
How many different ways can people tell you how to shove these phoney contests up you a$$

[crackerjacksberry]

I must say that I'm a little upset with the top 10. The purpose of the contest was to explain where your blackberry is right now, using the standard format of 5 - 7 - 5, and making it funny. Now I am not a sore loser, but i would like to address why I think Where should have voted for other people instead of this top 10.

Lets start things off with #2
While it is very clever and funny, it was a lie; We all know that his dog didn't eat his blackberry.


Moving down the list lets look at #4
Just because it mentions that where.com is hot doesn't mean that they should have been in the top 10. No where in the haiku does it mention where the blackberry is.

Now lets look at #7
Well lets start off with along with #4 it does not mention where the blackberry is, not to mention it doesn't even mention WHERE in it at all.

Finally we reach #8
Now this might be the biggest fault of all.
A |ttached |to |my |hip =5
my |faith |ful |com |pan |ion |a |waits =8
WHERE, |helps |me |find |mates =5

I think this contest while it was fun to join, was a load of crap. I guess if anyone us wanted to win, we should have posted this.

Where Where Where Where Where
Where Where Where Where Where Where Where
Where Where Where Where Where

p.s. i dont blame crackberry at all.

I have a black lab, want a copy of my vet bill, The pearl was a snack, moved up to a bold, cause its bigger

[crackerjacksberry]

I guess your one of those people that believe in a kinder gentler atmosphere. Well it does't work thats why this country is going down the tubes, you probably voted for Obama, from the pigs momma

[Crackberrykills]

I voted. Where is my sticker?

[cougarpks]

wow i wish i was unoriginal than maybe i could have won this contest too....sad just sad

[crackerjacksberry]

WHERE picked out all the finalists..... CrackBerry.com not involved in choosing the top ten.

I did take a read through though... there were a lot of good ones in there. It's kind of like that What Would You do for a BlackBerry Storm Contest? we ran before... trying to narrow down hundreds/thousands of entries to just ten always makes for tough choices that the some of the community will like/dislike.

Either way, congrats to all the finalists and good luck. Be sure to vote!

Whos site is it, you suck for allowing that. You should have be more involved in the final 10. Go buy an iphone there apps are killer

[jesslovesjeter2]

for me that is so the truth...when i was in a shopping frenzy the other day, what stayed constantly in my hand?
my berry...duhh!!
this one's got it right!

[givemesobe]

i just can't decide-
maybe better not to vote.
these haikus are lame.

[swellens]

I saw some really funny ones but none of them made the top 10 ?

[Miz.Michele]

I voted for ya #7, Good luck to all of you!+