[berryboy1967]

get her a otter and tell her be nice to it it wil be nice to her

[berryboy1967]

get her a otter and tell her to be nice to the bb it will be nice to her

[ecliptikz]

leave her then beat her

[MissJennell#IM]

Probably something like

Mistress Jennell! You know, black boots, leather, and a whip made of blackberry parts....just the usual name change sorta thing!

Hey, don't look at me! You're the one with the violent streak! ha..

I will take the name change into consideration.

[datstudandre]

A stern lecture of the importance of being safe with your blackberry should do nicely

After a beating lol

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[Kateramse7]

if it's hers then its none of ur business haha

[TearBear]

If she dropped the blackberry then drop her even harder then call the paramedics. When they arrive, place your blackberry on the stretcher and hide the body.

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This was the best one yet! My husband just asked me to load that golf gps application so he could use my BB on the golf course. He's clumsy as all get out and I said NO! GET YOUR OWN cause I'd have to hurt you if you so much as scratched mine!

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Had to edit a mis-spelled word. Sorry, I'm anal about things like that!

[bicycleboy10]

OopTid - Home

[TearBear]

Okay... OopTid... Went there and I don't get it.

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[jakrip]

Knowing that she dropped one of the greatest devices know to man should be enough. I know she is depressed and will leave you cause she is ashamed of herself and can no longer be seen by anyone.

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[Ziptied]

I vote both

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[SuddenlySara]

I am a woman and I find this post incredibly funny. Leave it up to one person to ruin the fun. besides if my hubby dropped his phone he would dive for it and I'd be there with my phone recording it and then posting it as I laugh hysterically and drop mine while laughing. Its just my luck.

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[SICILIANBADGUY]

ouch that could go both ways

[berryberryme2]

What a hysterical post. Everyone knows that they need to treat my berry with respect.

[ScandaLeX]

Beat her or Leave her.....have you ever seen "The Burning Bed?"......now....ask that again!

[Fire-Detention]

Forgive and forget.

[r3df1a66]

Plenty of options, but I say velcro the bb to her hand and THEN if you see her without it, beat her.

[Jvaf]

that is unacceptable lol leave her

[Divat81]

Dont beat her or leave her. I would be soooo pissed tho. Just make her buy another if its not functioning properly.Or better yet buy her a real cheap ordinary phone. She'll be even more pissed. LOL!!!!

[Robii]

You guys are hilarious. Oh and for those who didn't get it........really?????

[Danieljbrown32]

is charlie murphy gonna have to slap a b itch!?

[Tylang59]

haha this is great...

[gabby021]

haha wow..this is funny..i dropped mine last night..i got the Death stare for an entire minute from a friend who wants it..

[mentallyprovoked]

haha wow..this is funny..i dropped mine last night..i got the Death stare for an entire minute from a friend who wants it..

Slap yourself.....now!!

[CatAlex]

*ROFL* Great thread...very amusing.