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  1. vinnyq's Avatar
    Vote for the Donkey Punch one
    04-14-09 05:46 PM
  2. jackm3's Avatar
    Beatings are reserved for dropping YOUR Blackberry.
    Laughing is for after she drops her BlackBerry and wants to use yours.
    Leaving, after beating, is for after she drops hers, gets yours and then drops it as well.
    That, boys and girls... is WISDOM!!!!!!!
    04-14-09 06:39 PM
  3. raspberrygirl's Avatar
    Just be careful whatever you do....because she'll return the favor if you ever drop your BB...
    04-14-09 09:20 PM
  4. StrwBerryBlond's Avatar
    You don't want to be on the 6o'clock news for beating her up for a BB. A lot of people would have a field day over that.

    Make her buy you a new one if there's major damage down the road, I would say.
    LOL! I don't think you need to worry about it LadyBug but just in case keep an eye on that 6 o'clock news
    Last edited by breakmythumbs; 04-14-09 at 11:53 PM.
    04-14-09 11:49 PM
  5. Blkbear's Avatar
    That, boys and girls... is WISDOM!!!!!!!
    Jack Buddy Pal FRIEND!

    Thank you for that kindness, all my friends here in Seattle tell me I know it all (or is it that I'm a know it all?), in any case, now I can tell them it's WISDOM! Damned whippersnappers, disrespecting their flipping elders!!!
    Last edited by BlkBear; 04-15-09 at 04:47 AM.
    04-15-09 04:45 AM
  6. TungstenGT's Avatar
    You gotta keep your pimp hand strong.

    04-15-09 05:15 AM
  7. gdasilva16's Avatar
    You gotta keep your pimp hand strong.

    lmao!!! that's hilarious...
    04-15-09 08:27 AM
  8. kellidotca's Avatar
    Violence against women. Funny.
    04-15-09 09:55 AM
  9. mentallyprovoked's Avatar
    Think the mods should turn this into an actual poll and make a sticky with all the options we've given?
    04-15-09 10:14 AM
  10. username0022's Avatar
    It is just a phone... Just wait until you drop yours.
    04-15-09 10:30 AM
  11. necr0tic's Avatar
    i say beat her with the blackberry, then, while kissing her tears away and telling her its going to be ok, hold your hand over her nose and mouth and gaze lovingly into her eyes as she suffocates. then whisper "the game. you lost it."
    04-15-09 10:41 AM
  12. necr0tic's Avatar
    Violence against women. Funny.
    violence against women would not be necessary if they stayed in the kitchen.
    04-15-09 10:41 AM
  13. inthefresh's Avatar
    Maybe I'm just not in a good mood; And I realize that most (or all - I hope) of what is being said is lighthearted and tongue in cheek, but I'm missing the funny here.
    Last edited by inthefresh; 04-15-09 at 11:22 AM. Reason: grammatical
    04-15-09 11:20 AM
  14. cybercam's Avatar
    It is just a phone... Just wait until you drop yours.
    just a phone!, JUST A PHONE!!!!!! you didnt just say that did you?!?!?!?!?!
    04-15-09 11:27 AM
  15. josh05's Avatar
    If she dropped the blackberry then drop her even harder then call the paramedics. When they arrive, place your blackberry on the stretcher and hide the body.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    04-15-09 11:56 AM
  16. Robii's Avatar
    violence against women would not be necessary if they stayed in the kitchen.

    I see why you're wearing a mask, so as not to be identified for making statements like that.





    Maybe I'm just not in a good mood; And I realize that most (or all - I hope) of what is being said is lighthearted and tongue in cheek, but I'm missing the funny here.
    Everything ain't for everbody.
    04-15-09 11:57 AM
  17. thinkamp's Avatar
    Beatings are reserved for dropping YOUR Blackberry.
    Laughing is for after she drops her BlackBerry and wants to use yours.
    Leaving, after beating, is for after she drops hers, gets yours and then drops it as well.
    HAHA best post!!
    04-15-09 12:02 PM
  18. chelseytx's Avatar
    Beatings are reserved for dropping YOUR Blackberry.
    Laughing is for after she drops her BlackBerry and wants to use yours.
    Leaving, after beating, is for after she drops hers, gets yours and then drops it as well.

    noo. this is wrong. mostly wrong order, but the leaving is wrong too.

    Laughing is for after she drops her BlackBerry and wants to use yours.
    Beatings are reserved for dropping YOUR Blackberry.
    Leaving is for after you beat her and she calls the cops


    to all of u stoopid ppl, this is a joke, I AM JOKING!!!

    i am female and dont take to hitting of women, only of men :P. do not jump me, for i DO jump back!!
    04-15-09 12:29 PM
  19. sniffs's Avatar
    noo. this is wrong. mostly wrong order, but the leaving is wrong too.

    Laughing is for after she drops her BlackBerry and wants to use yours.
    Beatings are reserved for dropping YOUR Blackberry.
    Leaving is for after you beat her and she calls the cops


    to all of u stoopid ppl, this is a joke, I AM JOKING!!!

    i am female and dont take to hitting of women, only of men :P. do not jump me, for i DO jump back!!
    You sound like my type of female.. want to be my e-girlfriend?








    lol.. kidding, kidding.
    04-15-09 12:37 PM
  20. berryfit's Avatar
    do not jump me, for i DO jump back!!

    I dont mind being jumped if the jumper is jumpin!
    04-15-09 12:39 PM
  21. Robii's Avatar
    noo. this is wrong. mostly wrong order, but the leaving is wrong too.

    Laughing is for after she drops her BlackBerry and wants to use yours.
    Beatings are reserved for dropping YOUR Blackberry.
    Leaving is for after you beat her and she calls the cops


    to all of u stoopid ppl, this is a joke, I AM JOKING!!!

    i am female and dont take to hitting of women, only of men :P. do not jump me, for i DO jump back!!

    Thank you for getting it (there were one or two who allowed this to go completely over their heads). Oh and I co-sign with your last sentence.
    04-15-09 12:40 PM
  22. MissJennell#IM's Avatar
    If I drop my own bb that's one thing. I prob deserve a good right hook. But if I drop someone elses that's a whole other situation. I deserve to be beat with my own bb. And I also am a girl.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    04-15-09 12:56 PM
  23. Xpimp's Avatar
    Now just kidnap the poor little BB in hopes of finding a new home.... like me
    04-15-09 01:01 PM
  24. chelseytx's Avatar
    You sound like my type of female.. want to be my e-girlfriend?

    lol.. kidding, kidding.
    lol SURE!

    I dont mind being jumped if the jumper is jumpin!
    lol but jumping *how* is the question!!

    Thank you for getting it (there were one or two who allowed this to go completely over their heads). Oh and I co-sign with your last sentence.

    of course!. the peeps that take it seriously need to un-tuck that stuffed shirt. lol

    truthfully.. i saw this and skipped reading everything else, lol, just went looking for this quote to see if someone else beat *hehe* me to it.
    04-15-09 02:06 PM
  25. mentallyprovoked's Avatar
    If I drop my own bb that's one thing. I prob deserve a good right hook. But if I drop someone elses that's a whole other situation. I deserve to be beat with my own bb. And I also am a girl.
    HA! You fn rock!!
    04-15-09 02:07 PM
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