Beatings are reserved for dropping YOUR Blackberry. Laughing is for after she drops her BlackBerry and wants to use yours. Leaving, after beating, is for after she drops hers, gets yours and then drops it as well.
Thank you for that kindness, all my friends here in Seattle tell me I know it all (or is it that I'm a know it all?), in any case, now I can tell them it's WISDOM! Damned whippersnappers, disrespecting their flipping elders!!!
i say beat her with the blackberry, then, while kissing her tears away and telling her its going to be ok, hold your hand over her nose and mouth and gaze lovingly into her eyes as she suffocates. then whisper "the game. you lost it."
Maybe I'm just not in a good mood; And I realize that most (or all - I hope) of what is being said is lighthearted and tongue in cheek, but I'm missing the funny here.
Last edited by inthefresh; 04-15-09 at 11:22 AM.
Reason: grammatical
If she dropped the blackberry then drop her even harder then call the paramedics. When they arrive, place your blackberry on the stretcher and hide the body.
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violence against women would not be necessary if they stayed in the kitchen.
I see why you're wearing a mask, so as not to be identified for making statements like that.
Originally Posted by inthefresh
Maybe I'm just not in a good mood; And I realize that most (or all - I hope) of what is being said is lighthearted and tongue in cheek, but I'm missing the funny here.
Beatings are reserved for dropping YOUR Blackberry. Laughing is for after she drops her BlackBerry and wants to use yours. Leaving, after beating, is for after she drops hers, gets yours and then drops it as well.
Beatings are reserved for dropping YOUR Blackberry. Laughing is for after she drops her BlackBerry and wants to use yours. Leaving, after beating, is for after she drops hers, gets yours and then drops it as well.
noo. this is wrong. mostly wrong order, but the leaving is wrong too.
Laughing is for after she drops her BlackBerry and wants to use yours. Beatings are reserved for dropping YOUR Blackberry. Leaving is for after you beat her and she calls the cops
to all of u stoopid ppl, this is a joke, I AM JOKING!!!
i am female and dont take to hitting of women, only of men :P. do not jump me, for i DO jump back!!
noo. this is wrong. mostly wrong order, but the leaving is wrong too.
Laughing is for after she drops her BlackBerry and wants to use yours. Beatings are reserved for dropping YOUR Blackberry. Leaving is for after you beat her and she calls the cops
to all of u stoopid ppl, this is a joke, I AM JOKING!!!
i am female and dont take to hitting of women, only of men :P. do not jump me, for i DO jump back!!
You sound like my type of female.. want to be my e-girlfriend?
noo. this is wrong. mostly wrong order, but the leaving is wrong too.
Laughing is for after she drops her BlackBerry and wants to use yours. Beatings are reserved for dropping YOUR Blackberry. Leaving is for after you beat her and she calls the cops
to all of u stoopid ppl, this is a joke, I AM JOKING!!!
i am female and dont take to hitting of women, only of men :P. do not jump me, for i DO jump back!!
Thank you for getting it (there were one or two who allowed this to go completely over their heads). Oh and I co-sign with your last sentence.
If I drop my own bb that's one thing. I prob deserve a good right hook. But if I drop someone elses that's a whole other situation. I deserve to be beat with my own bb. And I also am a girl.
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If I drop my own bb that's one thing. I prob deserve a good right hook. But if I drop someone elses that's a whole other situation. I deserve to be beat with my own bb. And I also am a girl.