10-22-08 02:22 AM
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  1. Godshairpiece's Avatar
    I work in a triage area for an acute care psychiatric facility and to say the least we admit a lot of bizarre individuals. Drug addicts, psychotic disorders, you name it.
    Tonight I left my poor curve in my office for just a few minutes and it came up missing. We searched everyone after I questioned all my coworkers and eventually found some crack smoker had it hid in her armpit!
    I was initially panicked and I sterilized the berry with alcohol pads immediately. Also I was very angry but later I had to laugh!
    Even crackheads understand and the addiction and it must truly be a crackberry!
    This curve is never leaving my holster again lol

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-20-08 10:59 PM
  2. Farmermark's Avatar
    Wow, some story thanks for sharing. You are lucky she put it in her armpit and not somewhere else ! Glad you got your BB back.
    10-20-08 11:06 PM
  3. sparklyberry's Avatar
    OMG.... this is funny! I would have sterilized it too and even gotten new housing. Sorry that that person stole your phone though! Its a good thing that you got it back. How on earth did you find out that the person hid it under their armpit though?
    10-20-08 11:07 PM
  4. cain0013's Avatar
    Lmao!! In her armpit That is, by far, the funniest thing that I have heard in a looong time. . I'm glad you found your BB.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-20-08 11:08 PM
  5. Crystall09's Avatar
    EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! omg i really hope she was at least semi clean.... was she really a crackhead though? LOFL
    10-20-08 11:15 PM
  6. Godshairpiece's Avatar
    Lol I know, I just had to share this with you guys because its the true definition of crackberry.
    Anyways, the area we were in is locked so there was no way I was letting anyone out with my berry! I had one of our female nurses search her and I searched the males. Eventually poof out of some crackhead's armpit comes my berry...

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-20-08 11:19 PM
  7. threefortyduster's Avatar
    Hope it doesn't smell too bad lol.
    10-20-08 11:20 PM
  8. cain0013's Avatar
    Lol I know, I just had to share this with you guys because its the true definition of crackberry.
    Anyways, the area we were in is locked so there was no way I was letting anyone out with my berry! I had one of our female nurses search her and I searched the males. Eventually poof out of some crackhead's armpit comes my berry...

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Lol. You are making me laugh so hard, my eyes are watering. You have a great sense of humor, but you are killing me

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    10-20-08 11:25 PM
  9. fxgt's Avatar
    glad that u got your bb back..........cheers mate
    10-20-08 11:26 PM
  10. Godshairpiece's Avatar
    Yes she is an official crackhead heh, I did the drug screen on her. I guess I am numb to meeting these type of people but in my line of work I see tons per week.

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    10-20-08 11:26 PM
  11. Anastasia Beaverhousen's Avatar
    Forget an Otterbox, you're going to need a hazmat suit for the berry now. Glad it was recovered.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-20-08 11:42 PM
  12. leroypinto123's Avatar
    armpit juice.... revitalize you berry.... lmao
    10-21-08 01:01 AM
  13. jm2hill's Avatar
    adding some new juices to your berry I see

    loved that story
    10-21-08 01:02 AM
  14. greg24's Avatar
    wow... was it tyrone biggins?
    10-21-08 01:10 AM
  15. vn906c's Avatar
    Wow, I'm glad u got your BB back!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-21-08 01:16 AM
  16. gritmaster's Avatar
    Good to see you got your BB back

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    10-21-08 01:22 AM
  17. LilMissBBAddict's Avatar
    Man, that is totally gross, but I'm glad you got it back. At least you know now never, ever to let it outta your sight (or hands).
    10-21-08 01:24 AM
  18. exelant's Avatar
    Watch out for hair when you brush your teeth. Hawk-Patooie!
    10-21-08 01:42 AM
  19. CipherDias's Avatar
    Glad U got it back mate!
    10-21-08 01:45 AM
  20. cain0013's Avatar
    Watch out for hair when you brush your teeth. Hawk-Patooie!
    Yuck That's gross! Lol.

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    10-21-08 01:51 AM
  21. Mic_Tech's Avatar
    wow... was it tyrone biggins?
    LOL funny! Hey you might have stumbled upon a new treatment for crackheads. Trade crack for crackberrys! Lol

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-21-08 04:55 AM
  22. muse126's Avatar
    Haha
    ... If that happened to me I would have ordered new housing within seconds after finding it.
    10-21-08 05:19 AM
  23. Smahie's Avatar
    Had you said "under her arm" , maayyyyyybe I wouldn't be as grossed out. What is it about the word "armpit"?

    Nevertheless, thank goodness you got it back.

    i think....
    10-21-08 08:21 AM
  24. L-Beatz's Avatar
    Wow, some story thanks for sharing. You are lucky she put it in her armpit and not somewhere else ! Glad you got your BB back.
    LMAO RIGHT!
    10-21-08 08:32 AM
  25. latinatwix28's Avatar
    bb is safe and back where it belongs!
    10-21-08 08:36 AM
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