I work in a triage area for an acute care psychiatric facility and to say the least we admit a lot of bizarre individuals. Drug addicts, psychotic disorders, you name it.
Tonight I left my poor curve in my office for just a few minutes and it came up missing. We searched everyone after I questioned all my coworkers and eventually found some crack smoker had it hid in her armpit!
I was initially panicked and I sterilized the berry with alcohol pads immediately. Also I was very angry but later I had to laugh!
Even crackheads understand and the addiction and it must truly be a crackberry!
This curve is never leaving my holster again lol
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OMG.... this is funny! I would have sterilized it too and even gotten new housing. Sorry that that person stole your phone though! Its a good thing that you got it back. How on earth did you find out that the person hid it under their armpit though?
Lol I know, I just had to share this with you guys because its the true definition of crackberry.
Anyways, the area we were in is locked so there was no way I was letting anyone out with my berry! I had one of our female nurses search her and I searched the males. Eventually poof out of some crackhead's armpit comes my berry...
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Lol I know, I just had to share this with you guys because its the true definition of crackberry.
Anyways, the area we were in is locked so there was no way I was letting anyone out with my berry! I had one of our female nurses search her and I searched the males. Eventually poof out of some crackhead's armpit comes my berry...
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Lol. You are making me laugh so hard, my eyes are watering. You have a great sense of humor, but you are killing me
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Yes she is an official crackhead heh, I did the drug screen on her. I guess I am numb to meeting these type of people but in my line of work I see tons per week.
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