I once told someone that I became a doctor so I didn't have to wait on hold for people, people wait on hold for ME.
If the POTUSA can't just turn to some flunkie and say, "Make a call, tweet that I am taking a crap, text Michelle that I like her booty too..." Then what's the use in being POTUSA?
Oh yea, and his 8830WE.
The WE must stand for what ever.
They should call it a BOBerry... pronounced BOO BERRY or BO Berry like Bo Diddley...