There, I said it, now I gotta pad this for the 10 char thing so it actually gets posted. Wait, isn't it 10 chars? We really need a 10 char counter so I don't get silly and forget where I am. Or what I'm doing. Which was... something. Anyhow, the point I was trying to make is... hey, the emoticons are staring at me. Anyone else find that creepy? The sad guy I like, he doesn't threaten me but the big smile guy I know is up to something and crushing on my mom. That's just sick man, she's my mom. Why not hook up with the surprised little guy there because it's like you're always doing something wrong and it'll validate your deviant behavior. Not like anyone needs help with that at any rate as it's pretty natural in certain contexts like family reunions and that "convention" I went to my accident. Worst second date of my life. Who knew you could live through that AND still feel pleasure? News to me, but still relatively bad news. My shrink is gonna freak in a few years when it comes back with a bang and I'm crying in my room over a broken chocolate dwarf from Snow White that I got at Wal-Mart in a 7 pack for Easter. Those things are good by the way, I got a box once and hid them in strange places in my friend's bedroom once and left the house. She really wondered what the heck was going on as dwarves turned up on an almost daily basis under the sheets, behind the alarm clock, stuffed in socks, etc. Pretty amusing from my standpoint and I'd do it again if I had the chance.
There, I said it, now I gotta pad this for the 10 char thing so it actually gets posted. Wait, isn't it 10 chars? We really need a 10 char counter so I don't get silly and forget where I am. Or what I'm doing. Which was... something. Anyhow, the point I was trying to make is... hey, the emoticons are staring at me. Anyone else find that creepy? The sad guy I like, he doesn't threaten me but the big smile guy I know is up to something and crushing on my mom. That's just sick man, she's my mom. Why not hook up with the surprised little guy there because it's like you're always doing something wrong and it'll validate your deviant behavior. Not like anyone needs help with that at any rate as it's pretty natural in certain contexts like family reunions and that "convention" I went to my accident. Worst second date of my life. Who knew you could live through that AND still feel pleasure? News to me, but still relatively bad news. My shrink is gonna freak in a few years when it comes back with a bang and I'm crying in my room over a broken chocolate dwarf from Snow White that I got at Wal-Mart in a 7 pack for Easter. Those things are good by the way, I got a box once and hid them in strange places in my friend's bedroom once and left the house. She really wondered what the heck was going on as dwarves turned up on an almost daily basis under the sheets, behind the alarm clock, stuffed in socks, etc. Pretty amusing from my standpoint and I'd do it again if I had the chance.
Wait, what?
yeah, i just read that whole thing.. thanks radius!
Bubba, the redneck model. It will come complete with flannel case, and those nifty ear phones from the days of the original walkman. You know, to make everyone feel special.
