Theres an insurance company advertising campaign that has the slogan "Life come at you fast". I offer to you, noble Crackberrians, that they have never played Brickbreaker! The ball comes at you fast , but not Life! Or any of the other little bubbly things!
Not drunk. Just musing at the slowness of Life and Slow and Multi and Flip as they descend from their respective bricks. Meanwhile I battle that zany,madcap ball as it zips 'round like an electron on crack. I have not yet broken the 10,000 mark. Zounds! It would seem an easier task to sandpaper a bobcat's **** inside a phone booth than to pass 10,000.
Not drunk. Just musing at the slowness of Life and Slow and Multi and Flip as they descend from their respective bricks. Meanwhile I battle that zany,madcap ball as it zips 'round like an electron on crack. I have not yet broken the 10,000 mark. Zounds! It would seem an easier task to sandpaper a bobcat's **** inside a phone booth than to pass 10,000.
How long did you guys take to break 10,000?* I feel like a dolt! I need a heads-up display so I can play while I'm eating and driving! (OK just kidding)
I need a heads-up display so I can play while I'm eating and driving! (OK just kidding)