This thread made me laugh like heck! I am guilty of everything on it. I have some things to add though:
-Waking up in the middle of the night (multiple times) to check on it.
-I sleep with it next to me...on the bed...within arm's reach.
-Staring at its awesomeness for minutes on end.
-Sometimes worry about placing it down too close to an edge where it could vibrate and fall off and break, causing immediate, irreversible depression.
- ^Got an OtterBox just in case.
-Realizing what an insane obsession/addiction you have to a small communication device...and accepting that as completely normal
