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  1. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Illnesses from which BB addicts suffer:

    1. You bring ur BB to the bathroom with you

    2. Complete happiness when u reach a traffic light or get stuck in traffic


    3. You giggle or burst out into hysterical fits of laughter even when you are alone


    4. It doesn't matter who or what is around you


    5. Back aches, neck pains and problems with posture


    6. You leave your nails as short as possible so u can glide across your keypad


    7. You sleep with your BB beside u


    8. Completely obsessed with BBM


    9. Free publicity & marketing for BB


    10. You make fun of other cell phone brands, especially nokia


    11. Depression when something happens to your BB


    12. Stress when your BB has no EDGE


    13. Bipolarity and random fits of rage when the BB service goes
    hamsterwheel and Jerale Hoard like this.
    02-25-11 10:21 AM
  2. bigpolla04's Avatar
    This is my life more or less. Are you following me around you weirdo lol.

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    02-25-11 01:11 PM
  3. 1812dave's Avatar
    the only one that pertains to me (slightly) is #11, but rather than depression, I get PISSED if my S2 crashes or won't connect a call when it's in landscape mode or won't go into speaker phone mode.
    02-25-11 01:23 PM
  4. sedalia066's Avatar
    Yes, but this is not all bad. BB makes my life better enough to tolerate the illness.

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    02-25-11 01:31 PM
  5. FuzzyB's Avatar
    the only one that pertains to me (slightly) is #11, but rather than depression, I get PISSED if my S2 crashes or won't connect a call when it's in landscape mode or won't go into speaker phone mode.
    Dave...you must have **** poor luck. I have had my S2 for over a year now and I use it hard. Never have I had the problems you claim to have. Not doubting you but I always see you mentioning various problems you have. I know a good amount of people with an S2 and they don't have near this amount of problems.
    02-25-11 01:35 PM
  6. 1812dave's Avatar
    Dave...you must have **** poor luck. I have had my S2 for over a year now and I use it hard. Never have I had the problems you claim to have. Not doubting you but I always see you mentioning various problems you have. I know a good amount of people with an S2 and they don't have near this amount of problems.
    Lucky them. In the last 3 days I've had difficulty answer 3 calls, due to glitches in the UI. I don't have trouble ALL the time--just sporadically. And your use of the word "claim", followed by "not doubting you" could have been reduced to just saying "Never have I had the problems that you have had".
    02-25-11 01:38 PM
  7. Thud Hardsmack's Avatar
    9 out of 13 applicable. Whoa :O

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    02-25-11 01:53 PM
  8. pmccartney's Avatar
    1. You bring ur BB to the bathroom with you
    yes, yes I do

    2. Complete happiness when u reach a traffic light or get stuck in traffic
    I was guilty at one time but licked it. I play by the rules. Never play in the car

    3. You giggle or burst out into hysterical fits of laughter even when you are alone
    ...occasionally without my BB too! That gets a few odd stares.

    5. Back aches, neck pains and problems with posture
    and I thought it was because I am aging, who knew?

    7. You sleep with your BB beside u
    of course, it's an alarm clock

    8. Completely obsessed with BBM
    I wish more users were

    9. Free publicity & marketing for BB
    Always!
    02-25-11 01:58 PM
  9. andyahs's Avatar
    An 84.6%..
    02-25-11 02:00 PM
  10. Denise in Los Angeles's Avatar
    Wulf better effing stop talkin about me.

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    02-25-11 02:12 PM
  11. hamsterwheel's Avatar
    11 out of 13

    Wulf, do you have something for my uhm "apparent" illness??
    02-25-11 02:20 PM
  12. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    The ONE that applies to me is #3 but I doubt my phone has much to do with that . My borther (Wulf) however is 100%

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    02-25-11 02:29 PM
  13. Livett's Avatar
    I sleep in a double bed.

    I get one pillow. My BB gets the other. We sleep well.


    Although, it's going to get PISSED when I get my PB.
    02-25-11 04:56 PM
  14. mountainman's Avatar
    #1 is true for "number 2"
    Last edited by mountainman; 02-25-11 at 05:00 PM. Reason: I'm silly
    02-25-11 04:59 PM
  15. volcano55's Avatar
    Checked all. The only that doesn't apply is the one about making fun of Nokia. I like Nokia too! Just not like my Blackberry. I have exams coming up soon, I'd better lock it up or something :S

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    02-25-11 05:11 PM
  16. Dragon919's Avatar
    #1 is true for "number 2"
    LMAO +1 or is it 2?
    02-25-11 05:16 PM
  17. mountainman's Avatar
    LMAO +1 or is it 2?
    Who does Number 2 work for?
    02-25-11 05:39 PM
  18. 1812dave's Avatar
    Who does Number 2 work for?
    LOL! I love movie dialog references.
    02-25-11 06:09 PM
  19. Blacklatino's Avatar
    Lol. ****, with my different Blackberries, I've been guilty on all accounts at one time or another.
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    02-25-11 06:13 PM
  20. BergerKing's Avatar
    On advice from counsel, I excercise my protective rights under the 5th Amendment.

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    02-26-11 03:08 AM
  21. middbrew's Avatar
    Is it a problem if they only happen one at a time or is it only if they work in combinations of 2 or 3 at a time?
    02-26-11 09:16 AM
  22. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    This is my life more or less. Are you following me around you weirdo lol.

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    I am not following you.

    Wulf better effing stop talkin about me.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Awwwww, but Denise, there's so much to talk about.

    11 out of 13

    Wulf, do you have something for my uhm "apparent" illness??
    A lot have tried taking a droid or i4G, but eventually most find it's just a remission.

    The ONE that applies to me is #3 but I doubt my phone has much to do with that . My borther (Wulf) however is 100%

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Yes, Mr. Bazzilion posts doesn't have a problem.

    Lol. ****, with my different Blackberries, I've been guilty on all accounts at one time or another.: p
    Damn you for sending me this! Now I've had to push the button

    On advice from counsel, I excercise my protective rights under the 5th Amendment.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Nothing but clucks, from my bro the king of the road?

    Is it a problem if they only happen one at a time or is it only if they work in combinations of 2 or 3 at a time?
    Individually they are at a minimum suprrssing your immune system. In groups, all self-control will be lost.

    If you are so happy at #2, that you end up #1, your problems go well beyond the scope of this study.
    02-26-11 04:55 PM
  23. COrancher's Avatar
    This thread made me laugh like heck! I am guilty of everything on it. I have some things to add though:

    -Waking up in the middle of the night (multiple times) to check on it.
    -I sleep with it next to me...on the bed...within arm's reach.
    -Staring at its awesomeness for minutes on end.
    -Sometimes worry about placing it down too close to an edge where it could vibrate and fall off and break, causing immediate, irreversible depression.
    - ^Got an OtterBox just in case.
    -Realizing what an insane obsession/addiction you have to a small communication device...and accepting that as completely normal
    02-28-11 05:32 AM
  24. pilsbury's Avatar
    Good post BBW, very clever.
    02-28-11 06:02 AM
  25. trucky's Avatar
    The first step to recovery is to admit you have a problem. But 13 of em? I bet they have a group for that.
    02-28-11 06:44 AM
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