View Poll Results: What would you do if your blackberry spontaneously combusted?

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  • Go insane and weep in a corner.

    2 7.69%
  • Go insane and kill yourself.

    1 3.85%
  • Go insane and think apple did this to you and start plotting to overthrow apple.

    3 11.54%
  • Go complain to RIM. (it was totally apple's fault.)

    0 0%
  • Or go upgrade to a newer model.

    17 65.38%
  • Other. (Post your silly remarks.)

    3 11.54%
  1. JuniorD's Avatar
    If your Blackberry were to spontaneously combust, what would you do? (Personally I'd go buy another one and then overthrow apple, then mourn the loss of my last BB in the corner.)
    Last edited by JuniorD; 01-03-09 at 06:34 PM.
    01-03-09 06:29 PM
  2. knicksfan1025's Avatar
    buy a new one!
    01-03-09 06:32 PM
  3. Easy's Avatar
    Ummm, yeah. I'd just go cop a new one.
    01-03-09 06:38 PM
  4. jerry12's Avatar
    get a new one.
    01-03-09 06:42 PM
  5. coachcurtisbusse's Avatar
    I'd freak out a lil, maybe even think I could blow **** up for a min but the figure out I need a new berry

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    01-03-09 06:50 PM
  6. db_geek's Avatar
    Well, since, if it's not on the charger, my BB is always either on my hip or in my hand, the first thing that I'd do is makes sure that my burns are only superficial. Then, I suppose I'd pluck down the $50 and go get another Curve on Sprint's Total Equipment Protection plan.
    01-03-09 06:56 PM
  7. rehab0808's Avatar
    Buy a new one off of Ebay
    01-03-09 06:58 PM
  8. GapBoyPCS's Avatar

    But then again, world headquarters is a few minutes away...
    01-03-09 07:28 PM
  9. Username00089's Avatar
    I'd be pretty pissed. But at least I know I perform a backup on my Berry at least 3 times a week. So that way when I get a new BB, just restore everything back. At least I have that!
    01-03-09 08:14 PM
  10. Crackberrykills's Avatar
    I would go buy an iPhone. Ha ha ha, not really.
    01-03-09 08:40 PM
  11. tdawg2008's Avatar
    I would curl into fetal position and cry. Then buy a new one.

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    01-03-09 08:41 PM
  12. OptiPrime's Avatar
    i agree with db_geek. my phone is always in my hand soooooo...when i got out of the hospital i'd use the incident as an excuse to upgrade to a new model : )
    01-03-09 08:46 PM
  13. tliedl's Avatar
    1. Say wtf??
    2. Freak out
    3. Attempt to extinguish said combustion
    4. After I've realized the loss, go to vzw and get a new one

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    01-03-09 09:01 PM
  14. Quiara's Avatar
    I'd make sure it was an act of God kind of thing rather than some kind of BB defect. Then I'd be inconsolable for a while. Then I'd get a new Curve and some therapy. And maybe some guaze for the burns. . .

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    01-03-09 09:47 PM
  15. markgopher's Avatar
    I have insurance, I'd get a new one
    01-03-09 10:10 PM
  16. secretagentberry's Avatar
    id likely spontaneously combust myself...
    01-03-09 10:26 PM
  17. crackvegas78's Avatar
    I love this thread
    01-03-09 10:28 PM
  18. jcozzitorto's Avatar
    If my 8820 burned down I'd weep, then pull out my old 8100
    01-03-09 10:46 PM
  19. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    I'd behave like any sane, rational person that does not have some
    unrealistic view of their phone as some item that can't be lived
    without, has to be mourned over and just go buy another one. Simple.
    01-03-09 11:58 PM
  20. Rizzleman716's Avatar
    Totally Hang Myself
    01-04-09 12:28 AM
  21. coachcurtisbusse's Avatar
    I would seek help from a fire marshall bill to see "if ah thisis a firehazard" -ahhh kaka kaka- see what we have here is a crackberry and let's say you are minding your own biz when kevin is pulling an all nighter updating the site and what not. When you decide to surprise him with a late visit. Wearing nothing but an aspestus oil drenched suit. As kevin goes to light the pilot light on the stove to fix up some realy caffinated coffee. Kawaammmmyyyy! Wow that gonna leave a mark on kevins *?�. Don't worrly folks I am a pro and I know to right away pour some rubbing alchol on that. Yyyaa. Ooooucccchhh. Let's just say the mod gets the work done there is some missing hair but everyone involved in the explosion gets a new BB because they would win any. What would you do for a BB contest with their scars and marks lol

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    01-04-09 03:43 AM
  22. Duvi's Avatar
    01-04-09 03:50 AM
  23. seahorseinstripes's Avatar
    i'll be pissed off and thought i should upgrade to a newer model when i buy the next one ASAP
    01-04-09 06:11 AM