1. bigglybobblyboo's Avatar
    It's Christmas time. And there's no need to be afraid. For at Christmas time, we let in light, and we banish shade.

    So, hopefully, you'll have more than 5 minutes to read this...

    Before I start I'd just like to say that I love CrackBerry and the people that work there and every single one of you - fan or grumpy.

    Just in case they ban me forever because, I'm afraid, I just couldn't help myself.

    Adam: Hey! Here we go, CrackBerry podcast #101..

    Kevin: Yay!

    Chris: OK!

    B1aze: mmmfff

    Kevin: Sooooo, what shall we talk about today... well, BlackBerry quarterly results out soon enough, Chris, your take on what's happening here?

    Chris: Well Kevin, the stock will do some pretty amazing things tomorrow. In my opinion it will fly up, then down, then loop the loop before defying the ground. And that's some SERIOUS movement.

    Kevin: Wooowww.. Thanks Chris that makes it very clear. So, what do you think BlackBerry should do?

    Chris: I also met with some guys from BlackBerry yesterday. And can I just say, they're great guys. But I took it to them. I took it to them good. And they told me stuff that I can't say they said. Oh, yeah. All I can say is that I can't say what they told me. And I'm saying that because they said not to, OK?

    Kevin: Okaaay.. I can totally respect that...

    Chris: Did I mention that I work out?

    Adam: No?

    Chris: Oh, I work out A LOT! I'm dripping with workout sweat most of the time.

    Kevin: Hahahaha

    Adam: Kevin?

    Kevin: Hey, Adam, what's up?

    Adam: Well, I was just wondering... will I ever get paid?

    Kevin: Hahahahaha! That's right Chris...

    Adam: No seriously Kevin, I've got kids and it's nearly Christmas and they want stuff? I've been here a while now...

    Kevin: Soooo... BB10OS10.2.1 seems to be on the way. B1aze, your take on this?

    B1aze: Gaaaaaaaaahhhh

    Kevin: Really? Yep, I think it's moving along well too...

    Chris: Yeah.. I pump those irons... gives me great guns.... yeah baby...

    Adam: *Sob*

    Kevin: Hahahahaha... you guys...

    Chris: No, SERIOUSLY! YOU NEED TO WORK OUT YOU GUYS! IT KEEPS THE RAGE INSIDE!

    Kevin: Hahahahaha...

    Chris: Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh!

    Adam: *WAIL*

    B1aze: *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

    Kevin: Errr....

    END
    12-02-13 05:51 PM
  2. sk8er_tor's Avatar
    Ever catch yourself talking to yourself?
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    12-02-13 05:57 PM
  3. canuckvoip's Avatar
    Bwahahahahaha!
    For a minute I thought I was in one of my sales meetings...
    :>)
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    12-02-13 06:00 PM
  4. geoffsdad's Avatar
    Hahaha, I never listen in on Crackberry podcasts so I am not sure if this is for real or a gag. If it is for real I am glad I don't listen in

    Posted via my Z10 (BB#22) featuring Channel C0031BD24
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    12-02-13 06:02 PM
  5. bigglybobblyboo's Avatar
    Hahaha, I never listen in on Crackberry podcasts so I am not sure if this is for real or a gag. If it is for real I am glad I don't listen in

    Posted via my Z10 (BB#22) featuring Channel C0031BD24
    Well... er...
    12-02-13 06:03 PM
  6. Warlack's Avatar
    Where are the remaining 40 minutes?
    12-02-13 06:24 PM
  7. canuckvoip's Avatar
    Where are the remaining 40 minutes?
    Chris got them all doing push ups.
    Toodeurep likes this.
    12-02-13 06:51 PM
  8. Warlack's Avatar
    Lol


    Posted via CB10
    12-02-13 08:11 PM
  9. grover5's Avatar
    I have to admit Chris was playing the tough guy role pretty hard during the Kevin mugging podcast. I was feeling embarrassed for him.

    Posted via CB10
    12-02-13 08:15 PM
  10. bigglybobblyboo's Avatar
    i have to admit chris was playing the tough guy role pretty hard during the kevin mugging podcast. I was feeling embarrassed for him.

    Posted via cb10
    it keeps the rage in!
    12-03-13 09:49 AM
  11. donnation's Avatar
    Lolol this really made me laugh. So I take it the latest podcast wasn't filled with a lot of interesting info?

    Biggly for all the back and forth we've had, you do give me some good laughs. Cheers!
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    12-03-13 09:58 AM
  12. bigglybobblyboo's Avatar
    Lolol this really made me laugh. So I take it the latest podcast wasn't filled with a lot of interesting info?

    Biggly for all the back and forth we've had, you do give me some good laughs. Cheers!
    Very kind Mr Donation sir!

    Feel It, Swipe It, Love It. BlackBerry Z10
    12-03-13 01:11 PM
  13. Bla1ze's Avatar
    You play me so well, kudos!
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    12-03-13 01:15 PM
  14. newcollector's Avatar
    A cavalcade of whimsy from the muse himself. Well done!
    Toodeurep and bigglybobblyboo like this.
    12-03-13 02:10 PM
  15. BBPandy's Avatar
    LOL the best part was Adam asking to be paid.

    Adam: No seriously Kevin, I've got kids and it's nearly Christmas and they want stuff? I've been here a while now...


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    12-03-13 02:12 PM
  16. bigglybobblyboo's Avatar
    You play me so well, kudos!
    And you are a damn good sport Uncle Bla1ze...

    I originally had you down to say 'Exterminate' but it felt better this way...
    12-03-13 05:27 PM
  17. bigglybobblyboo's Avatar
    A cavalcade of whimsy from the muse himself. Well done!
    Cavalcade of Whimsy you say?

    Hmmmm....

    *Fights self to show channel PIN*

    12-03-13 05:28 PM
  18. CairnsRock's Avatar
    Good fun biggly. Good for you and good for blaize being able to laugh along with you.
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    12-03-13 05:44 PM
  19. newcollector's Avatar
    Cavalcade of Whimsy you say?

    Hmmmm....

    *Fights self to show channel PIN*

    Well, I said what you say...or am I guilty of plagiarism?
    12-04-13 01:22 PM
  20. bigglybobblyboo's Avatar
    Well, I said what you say...or am I guilty of plagiarism?
    Plagiarise away!

    Is that a word?

    It is now!

    Feel It, Swipe It, Love It. BlackBerry Z10
    12-04-13 03:19 PM
  21. Bold_until_Hybrid_Comes's Avatar
    Summed up Umi's role well. Interesting perspective but leaves you with more questions then answers.
    Toodeurep likes this.
    12-04-13 03:37 PM
  22. bigglybobblyboo's Avatar
    Summed up Umi's role well. Interesting perspective but leaves you with more questions then answers.
    Yes. A bit like an After Eight mint.

    Feel It, Swipe It, Love It. BlackBerry Z10
    12-04-13 03:46 PM
  23. bigglybobblyboo's Avatar
    Hey, maybe since Bla1ze likes it they'll do it as a Christmas special with Santa hats on?!
    12-04-13 04:56 PM
  24. Toodeurep's Avatar
    This brings rushing back memories from about half the meetings I've had this year. Back in October I was hit on the head by a poorly mounted overhead projector. That combined with a slight electric shock gave me super powers. When meetings go bad, I morph into Captain Tangent! Able to redirect pointless staff meetings into stories of binge drinking and gossip as to which CS rep we would "do".

    Captain Tangent saves lives!
    12-04-13 05:05 PM
  25. bigglybobblyboo's Avatar
    This brings rushing back memories from about half the meetings I've had this year. Back in October I was hit on the head by a poorly mounted overhead projector. That combined with a slight electric shock gave me super powers. When meetings go bad, I morph into Captain Tangent! Able to redirect pointless staff meetings into stories of binge drinking and gossip as to which CS rep we would "do".

    Captain Tangent saves lives!
    Personally any story that involves mild OHP slapstick combined with bizarre super powers emboldened by the power of electricity PLUS binge drinking and wild claims of sexual prowess which will never be carried through will do for me...
    Toodeurep likes this.
    12-04-13 05:13 PM

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