[CrackBlack]

I got my trill on BlackBerry (blueberry) hill. :-)

Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com

[chaz_cb]

Blackberry. Just do it.
(I know it's taken, but I like it)

[raemax08]

I loves me my Blackberry!

[Drake3632]

My wife said " getoff that blackberry or I will take the kids and leave". Well I'm sure gonna miss them! Blackberry it's not just for breakfast anymore.

[Drake3632]

Give me blackberry or give me death.

You can have my blackberry when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

Blackberries-you can't have just one.

[MrEastwood]

Adam: Whew...so happy God didn't call THIS the forbidden fruit!! What type of world would we REALLY be in then?

Blackberry:Giving each of us a healthy dose of Heaven, one day at a time

[MrEastwood]

Blackberry: Next to women and sports, this may be God's single GREATEST creation!

[MrEastwood]

Blackberry: Bringing people together, while slowly tearing relationships apart

[MrEastwood]

Girlfriend: "why don't you touch me the way you used to?"

Boyfriend: "Because my blackberry would get jealous if i did."

Blackberry.....sometimes quality time suffers the most.....OH WELL!!!

[MrEastwood]

"Think about it, if you did HALF of the things my Blackberry did w/o a contract....we would have been married YEARS AGO!!!"

Blackberry: The reason why many relationships never make it to the wedding

[MrEastwood]

"Whaaa"

"Congradulations sir, you have a healthy baby boy!!"

...click click click click click....

"huh? oh yeah just put it over there next to the woman, my hands are full with BB messenger."

Blackberry: Always there for the important things in life

[MrEastwood]

Officer: "Excuse me sir....do you realize how fast you were going?"

Man: "10 mph officer"

Officer: "Why were you going so slow, have you been drinking tonight?

Man: "No, but i can't text and go over 10mph at the same time"

Blackberry: Giving the police one more reason to give you a ticket, one citizen at a time

[MrEastwood]

"You know what's the best part of being single?

When my ex-girlfriend left me for not paying attention to her,

BB maps pointed me in the direction of about 25 new ones."

Blackberry: Advocate for "The Bachelor" since 2002

[4x4 geek]

If your phone was on steroids it would still be weaker than a BlackBerry.

[4x4 geek]

Productivity:
Knowing when you have a meeting
Knowing how to get there
Knowing that you've taken care of all of your emails
Knowing that you can take notes anytime and anywhere
Knowing you're reachable anywhere in the world
Knowing your BlackBerry makes all of these possible.

[4x4 geek]

It's not a phone, it's not a gps, it's not a calendar, it's not an email reader.
It's all of these and more, It's a BlackBerry.

[4x4 geek]

BlackBerry is so powerful Superman has to rest his thumbs.

[rambo47]

"Break the chains that keep you shackled to your desk."

"PIN Messaging: what all the cool kids are doing."

"My Blackberry could beat up your iPhone."

[P.H.A.D.E]

BlackBerry, Makes Things Become 2nd Nature

[P.H.A.D.E]

BlackBerry, When Things Aren't Going Right, A Battery Pull Is Always Your First Option.

[crackvegas78]

Officer: "Excuse me sir....do you realize how fast you were going?"

Man: "10 mph officer"

Officer: "Why were you going so slow, have you been drinking tonight?

Man: "No, but i can't text and go over 10mph at the same time"

Blackberry: Giving the police one more reason to give you a ticket, one citizen at a time

LAMO. This is way to funny

[jakeslife]

Even true love can evolve...Blackberry.

[BlackBerryBran]

The BLACKer the BERRY the more your thumbs will hurt

lOl

[P.H.A.D.E]

BlackBerry, Causing Kevin Michaluk To Lock Down Threads At CrackBerry Due To The Sprint Curve

[LuvMyBB]

BlackBerry - the OTHER dark meat