. . . will still be hawking BB10 inventory.
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In 2027, Blackberries will be sold at the fraction of a cost due to extreme advances in agriculture.
In 2027 BlackBerry will announce they are going to make an announcement about an announcement about the new Berry line of refreshment machines. All working together on the Internet of things.
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..will release dark hub and lithuanian language pack.
In 2027 aliens will land and demand to know why their BlackBerry devices have finally stopped working.
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In 2027, BlackBerry will...be fondly remembered by the incoming Prime Minister of Canada, Bla1ze.
Presumably politics is a fallback, fallback career if the stand-up doesn't work out... ;)
Can Bla1ze speak French?
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in 2027 Blackberry will have been gone for 8 years
I wonder how many will still be around by then to remember BlackBerry?
In 2027, Blackberry will have as great a chance as any to being a thing of wonder, born of a simple dream in the eyes of a child who had the courage against all odds to dream the unimaginable and take that first step, tomorrow ,to see fulfilment of a thing of wonder born of a simple dream in the eyes of a child.
*BREAKING NEWS*
Eleven years later, BlackBerry announce their come-back on the hardware and OS scene with the BlackBerry Eleven.
Based on a proprietary ROM, this OS - codename BB11 - derived from alphapple's Android Vader (Android 69.3), is expected to provide the highest performance and security grades ever known yet for a personal device and all its dependencies (your car, holloView, microwave, toaster, freezer, hoverboard and even your domestic robot).
Thanks to the new Quantum 1024 bits 16 Cores processor provided by the MiLaz labs - they even get exclusivity for at least 1 year (M.L was a former BlackBerry's founder, ages before he became the first Trillionaire on the planets), the 3TB ZZR Ram and their new exclusive hydrogen ForeverCharged battery, its hollographic 16HD projector and the ReadMyMind technology are simply amazinggly fluid and responsive.
The new buildMyappOnDemand assistant is simply wiping out the need of app stores (who even go there nowadays anyway ?) and the on-the-fly app creation process is absolutely gorgeous. With more than 4 million ready to use business and leisure components, there's no limit to creativity and efficiency.
BlackBerry finally decided they would apply again their former mantra : tools, not toys. And they did it well : you will need extra powers to even consider what you can achieve with this !
So well we might even reconsider the iPixel 42 unchangeable #1 ranking as ancient history.
Please note, you'll have to spend 12;633 EU$ and also have to grant the A+ credentials from the WWSecureSocietyAuthority to get this beast in your hands. If you're lucky enough, start your teleporter on channel #9632-BB-StrikeBack and get it now.
BGVerger
And then I woke up ... edit : and realize it was way more than one sentence lol
Chenny will publish Losing the signal Volume 3- 2027 edition .
This is the correct answer. If BB's turnaround is successful it will become a takeover target for a larger enterprise software services company. Most of the current institutional investors would be very happy to get cash or a stock swap for another company at $16-24 a share.
If the turnaround is not successful, BlackBerry will be sold off for parts.
Everything else is an exercise in speculative fiction.
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in 2027 Blackberry is on every street corner and all signs as a symbol of hope and strength after being the only company to survive the nuclear war and fallout of 2017 initiated by the United States and ended by Russia, old blackberry phones are used as currency among those that survived.
I'll have some... rubus! :-D
� "BB10 dead?" - "Let's dance the Danse MacaBBRY! ... or is it..?" ;-D �
That means, at least "BlackBerry NOT dead"....!
:-)
� "BB10 dead?" - "Let's dance the Danse MacaBBRY! ... or is it..?" ;-D �
Lol, I hope that's not the case. It was a joke.
Excellent reply but I'm afraid we'll have to disqualify it because you didn't follow the rules which are usually within the first post on the first page.
Go ahead and give yourself infractions for that and for attempting to derail the thread and also going off topic.
Oh, it's your lucky day. You get double infractions for being a double agent! Congratulations!!!
(If I missed anything it's only because It's something that I haven't gotten an infraction for,myself..... Yet!)
Why wonder??
Start a new thread and ask the question.
It won't be any less important than this thread, I can assure you!
NO POLITICS, TALK OF RELIGION and NO COMEDY (what-so-ever) ALLOWED!!
Are you implying that someone said Blackberry is dead????
IT'S JUST A RUMOR FOLKS!
By the way, I heard that the store has a "Buy Two and get a third one for the same price," sale going on. Sounds like a deal!"
Feeling spammy? You seem to be commenting kinda pointlessly on everyone else contributing to the discussion. Perhaps you don't actually understand how online discussion works?
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THanks for your pointless opinion about my humor on this pointless thread!
And someone with just over 1,000 posts suggesting that someone with about 25 thousand more posts than you would spam, tells me that you don't actually understand the concept of having a bit of pointless fun on a pointless thread.
(of course, as always this is just my pointless opinion)