1. awindsr's Avatar
    The truth is out there.

    Disclaimer : The shocking and revealing information in this post is not for the faint of heart. I cannot be held responsible for your heart to skip a beat, or damaged teeth when your jaw hits the floor. You have been warned.

    I have noticed in recent times that Crackberry Kevin has not been as visable on this site like in the past.
    Also, it seems that Thor has been in hiding during the same time frame.
    Coincidence? I think not.
    Even more curious is that Prem Watsa has also gone "underground ".
    I have committed myself to painstakingly investigate these seemingly unrelated circumstances at great cost both physically and mentally. The toll this crusade has taken on me and my life cannot be understated. This has been a trying ordeal and the hardest 5 minutes of my life.
    It has come to light that Thor and Kevin have been meeting secretly.
    Why you ask? Because Kevin and Prem Watsa are the same person!
    When was the last time you saw Both men together? Never!
    If you move the letters for "Prem Watsa" and "Kevin" around, you get ...... avert your eyes if you are squeamish....

    NEW-PRIVATE-MASK.

    Yes.... it's true.
    Kevin the chameleon wears the MASK of Watsa and is taking the NEW, reinvented BlackBerry, PRIVATE.
    How can this be you ask? Isn't Eddie Murphy the only master of disguise. The direct answer is, no.
    Take off his glasses, put on a flowing robe and add some Pakistani work boots and a wooden staff and it becomes clear. The Savior has returned!
    Although it is kinda odd he isn't out healing lepers and such. Who am I to judge if the guy likes cell phones. But I digress.
    BlackBerry shall rise from the ashes like the Phoenix , finally, revealing to all, what the heck he is hiding in that damn box people keep talking about.

    True story.

    Posted via CB10
    10-17-13 10:53 PM
  2. Anonymous1341001's Avatar
    Lmao! Nice

    Posted via CB10
    10-17-13 10:55 PM
  3. Snap51's Avatar
    Funny. Thanks for providing some humour on these forums.
    10-17-13 10:58 PM
  4. SirJes's Avatar
    I believe it...



    Posted via CB10
    10-17-13 10:59 PM
  5. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    Very creative...and twisted. I like it
    10-17-13 11:00 PM
  6. Anonymous2039's Avatar
    What's in the box?

    Posted via CB10
    10-17-13 11:01 PM
  7. Andy_bb_king's Avatar
    What box?

    Posted via CB10
    10-17-13 11:31 PM
  8. SirJes's Avatar
    The black box?

    Posted via CB10
    10-17-13 11:34 PM
  9. si001's Avatar
    What's in the box?

    Posted via CB10
    Schrodinger's cat
    R Field likes this.
    10-17-13 11:35 PM
  10. SirJes's Avatar
    Schrodinger's cat
    But isn't the cat in the hat?

    Posted via CB10
    10-17-13 11:37 PM
  11. Alexandre1986fr's Avatar
    But isn't the cat in the hat?

    Posted via CB10
    Thing 01 and Thing 02

    Posted via BlackBerry Z10
    10-17-13 11:51 PM
  12. Anonymous2039's Avatar
    What box?

    Posted via CB10
    The box that Kevin Michaluk (founder of CB) had in the background of a recent podcast. Everybody was asking what was in it, but Kevin only just teased them. Nobody knows yet, but it looked like an electronic device when he almost dropped it.

    Posted via CB10
    10-18-13 12:47 AM
  13. Anonymous2039's Avatar
    Thing 01 and Thing 02

    Posted via BlackBerry Z10
    No, you're getting etheryving misked up. Thing 01 and Thing 02 were in the box, the Cat was in the Hat, and Schrodinger was keeping a cat in limbo in another box while he decided whether it lived or died.

    Posted via CB10
    10-18-13 12:50 AM
  14. SirJes's Avatar
    No, you're getting etheryving misked up. Thing 01 and Thing 02 were in the box, the Cat was in the Hat, and Schrodinger was keeping a cat in limbo in another box while he decided whether it lived or died.

    Posted via CB10
    protect the cats!

    Posted via CB10
    10-18-13 12:53 AM
  15. terminatorx's Avatar
    I have noticed in recent times that Crackberry Kevin has not been as visable on this site like in the past.
    Also, it seems that Thor has been in hiding during the same time frame.
    Are you saying that CrackBerry Kevin and Thorsten Heins might be the same person? This is indeed getting interesting.
    10-18-13 01:02 AM
  16. rnhld's Avatar
    terminatorx, kbz1960 and awindsr like this.
    10-18-13 01:14 AM
  17. shayanjvd's Avatar
    Who's in the face of Thorstein Heins? Any guy from Samsung or Microsoft

    Sent from my BlackBerry 9900 using Tapatalk
    10-18-13 01:24 AM
  18. Rolf Hed's Avatar
    The truth is out there.

    Disclaimer : The shocking and revealing information in this post is not for the faint of heart. I cannot be held responsible for your heart to skip a beat, or damaged teeth when your jaw hits the floor. You have been warned.

    I have noticed in recent times that Crackberry Kevin has not been as visable on this site like in the past.
    Also, it seems that Thor has been in hiding during the same time frame.
    Coincidence? I think not.
    Even more curious is that Prem Watsa has also gone "underground ".
    I have committed myself to painstakingly investigate these seemingly unrelated circumstances at great cost both physically and mentally. The toll this crusade has taken on me and my life cannot be understated. This has been a trying ordeal and the hardest 5 minutes of my life.
    It has come to light that Thor and Kevin have been meeting secretly.
    Why you ask? Because Kevin and Prem Watsa are the same person!
    When was the last time you saw Both men together? Never!
    If you move the letters for "Prem Watsa" and "Kevin" around, you get ...... avert your eyes if you are squeamish....

    NEW-PRIVATE-MASK.

    Yes.... it's true.
    Kevin the chameleon wears the MASK of Watsa and is taking the NEW, reinvented BlackBerry, PRIVATE.
    How can this be you ask? Isn't Eddie Murphy the only master of disguise. The direct answer is, no.
    Take off his glasses, put on a flowing robe and add some Pakistani work boots and a wooden staff and it becomes clear. The Savior has returned!
    Although it is kinda odd he isn't out healing lepers and such. Who am I to judge if the guy likes cell phones. But I digress.
    BlackBerry shall rise from the ashes like the Phoenix , finally, revealing to all, what the heck he is hiding in that damn box people keep talking about.

    True story.

    Posted via CB10
    Fight the Future or Resist or Serve? Maybe Kevin could work in one of those as a chapter title or something in the Blackberry book he's writing--the truth, after all, is out there...

    "Pakistani work boots" was a good one here... lol
    awindsr likes this.
    10-18-13 01:27 AM
  19. nyplaya610's Avatar
    This is Damn epic

    Posted via CB10
    awindsr likes this.
    10-18-13 01:38 AM
  20. sportline's Avatar
    If kevin is watsa then who's thor? Mickey Mouse?

    Jakarta, Indonesia
    10-18-13 01:42 AM
  21. GadgetTravel's Avatar
    Beautiful! Thanks.

    Posted via CB10
    10-18-13 02:01 AM
  22. m1kr0's Avatar
    Love it! Hilarious!!
    10-18-13 09:10 AM
  23. R Field's Avatar
    The truth is out there!-kevzilla.png

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    CB10 - Z10 -10.2.0.1725
    awindsr likes this.
    10-18-13 09:56 AM

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