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  1. KDB84's Avatar
    Ladie's and Gentlemen: This is what we've all been waiting for. . . ~points to screen~
    01-28-13 10:06 AM
  2. chrysaurora's Avatar
    Thor: "Let us all observe 2 minutes of silence in memory of the dead"
    (points to Apple's and Android's grave)
    Thor: "And now.."
    01-28-13 01:16 PM
  3. RHDJEEZY's Avatar
    what ^ said!
    01-28-13 01:19 PM
  4. FSeverino's Avatar
    First words:
    Welcome to the future

    Last words:
    I told you so
    01-28-13 01:26 PM
  5. ichat's Avatar
    Guys, chill the f*** out, I got the hammer my big ol baby Z10 and my nails, a Samsung galaxy SIII and an IPhone 5

    Anyone up for a game of whack a mole?

    Sent from my Nintendo NES
    01-28-13 01:26 PM
  6. Jaralle's Avatar
    Darth Vader enters stage left
    Imperial March - Darth Vader's theme song from Empire Strikes Back, playing.
    Phone rings
    Music stops
    DV - pulls out Z10, looks at the screen, answers with swipe on phone.
    DV - "Hello? Yes, I am your Father."
    DV - Pulls off helmet to reveal TH
    Image on large screen in background display the "Rimpire Strikes Back" graphic.
    The crowd goes WILD!!!!!!!
    01-28-13 04:02 PM
  7. pantlesspenguin's Avatar
    "I know we have made big promises to you. I know everyone in the mobile industry is curious about what we have created to put us back in this most volitile game. The wait is over. I invite you to take a look into the future of mobile computing."
    SixStringMadness likes this.
    01-28-13 04:08 PM
  8. Jonesy1966's Avatar
    "And now Shadow Puppets............................"
    mrfreeze likes this.
    01-28-13 04:13 PM
  9. cardno4's Avatar
    Reading all these comments is actually getting me pumped up for the real thing!!!

    Bring it on people!
    David in Durham and Bilaal like this.
    01-28-13 04:51 PM
  10. SixStringMadness's Avatar
    "My name is Thor, and the Z10 is my Hammer!"
    01-28-13 04:51 PM
  11. Gerii's Avatar
    I'm fine as long as he doesn't do this: or pull an Elop.
    01-28-13 05:05 PM
  12. beastberry_10's Avatar
    I'm fine as long as he doesn't do this: or pull an Elop.
    How does one "pull an elop" what does that mean. I'm not being sarcastic. I would really like to know.
    01-28-13 05:32 PM
  13. Jtaylor1986's Avatar
    He shouldn't say anything, just come out with an apple and jelly beans in hand and devour them and get right into the presentation.
    01-28-13 05:48 PM
  14. FSeverino's Avatar
    hmmm... on the apple and jelly bean eating...

    there are too many flavours of jelly beans (fragmentation)
    apples are good... but
    blackberries are better (for your health)
    01-28-13 05:51 PM
  15. FSeverino's Avatar
    actually... come to think of it...

    with the closing 'lets rock and roll this' the back curtain should drop and a great canadian band should ROCK AND ROLL the crowd!!!
    01-28-13 05:52 PM
  16. sunny s's Avatar
    Heins first words as soon as he steps out.......

    01-28-13 07:17 PM
  17. gtpointer's Avatar
    "Before this launch takes off we must go through the safety procedures. If at any point you during the presentation you feel the need to get rid of your current phone, there are bins located at the front, middle and rear of the auditorium. Arrows on the floor will lead you to them. Please attend to disposing of your own phone before you help others. We recommend fastening your seatbelt as this is going to be one heck of a take-off"
    01-28-13 07:18 PM
  18. ctuffy's Avatar
    He should start out by thanking those who have stood by RIM during rough times, specifically mentioning the long-time members of Crackberry. Followed by: 'This one's for you!'.


    <<<Hugh Jackman would then come walking across the stage, carrying a Z10, wearing nothing but skin tight....>>> sorry, back on topic......
    01-28-13 07:45 PM
  19. SEAWARRIOR's Avatar
    "Guten Morgen..."
    Jake Storm likes this.
    01-28-13 08:00 PM
  20. bmantz65's Avatar
    "Hello everyone. I come before you to tell that today is the first day of the rest of your life... Introducing the Blackberry 10 mobile computing platform!"
    01-28-13 08:42 PM
  21. bluetroll's Avatar
    "yolo, bitches!"
    01-28-13 09:03 PM
  22. lynxs_claw's Avatar
    let's rock and roll this!!!!!!
    01-28-13 09:18 PM
  23. greatwiseone's Avatar
    "People of Midgard, behold my Mjolnir, the BlackBerry Z10!"
    Sith_Apprentice and ubizmo like this.
    01-28-13 09:54 PM
  24. kill_9's Avatar
    that guy is going to have such a smirk on his face
    Hopefully not the same smirk as ever present on the face of President George Walker Bush. And for heaven's sake Thorsten better not utter "mission accomplished".
    01-28-13 11:27 PM
  25. kill_9's Avatar
    let's rock and roll this!!!!!!
    Yeah, the 1970s called and wants their phrase back.
    01-28-13 11:28 PM
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