[KDB84]

Ladie's and Gentlemen: This is what we've all been waiting for. . . ~points to screen~

[chrysaurora]

Thor: "Let us all observe 2 minutes of silence in memory of the dead"
(points to Apple's and Android's grave)
Thor: "And now.."

[RHDJEEZY]

what ^ said!

[FSeverino]

First words:
Welcome to the future

Last words:
I told you so

[ichat]

Guys, chill the f*** out, I got the hammer my big ol baby Z10 and my nails, a Samsung galaxy SIII and an IPhone 5

Anyone up for a game of whack a mole?

Sent from my Nintendo NES

[Jaralle]

Darth Vader enters stage left
Imperial March - Darth Vader's theme song from Empire Strikes Back, playing.
Phone rings
Music stops
DV - pulls out Z10, looks at the screen, answers with swipe on phone.
DV - "Hello? Yes, I am your Father."
DV - Pulls off helmet to reveal TH
Image on large screen in background display the "Rimpire Strikes Back" graphic.
The crowd goes WILD!!!!!!!

[pantlesspenguin]

"I know we have made big promises to you. I know everyone in the mobile industry is curious about what we have created to put us back in this most volitile game. The wait is over. I invite you to take a look into the future of mobile computing."

[Jonesy1966]

"And now Shadow Puppets............................"

[cardno4]

Reading all these comments is actually getting me pumped up for the real thing!!!

Bring it on people!

[SixStringMadness]

"My name is Thor, and the Z10 is my Hammer!"

[Gerii]

I'm fine as long as he doesn't do this: or pull an Elop.

[beastberry_10]

I'm fine as long as he doesn't do this: or pull an Elop.

How does one "pull an elop" what does that mean. I'm not being sarcastic. I would really like to know.

[Jtaylor1986]

He shouldn't say anything, just come out with an apple and jelly beans in hand and devour them and get right into the presentation.

[FSeverino]

hmmm... on the apple and jelly bean eating...

there are too many flavours of jelly beans (fragmentation)
apples are good... but
blackberries are better (for your health)

[FSeverino]

actually... come to think of it...

with the closing 'lets rock and roll this' the back curtain should drop and a great canadian band should ROCK AND ROLL the crowd!!!

[sunny s]

Heins first words as soon as he steps out.......

[gtpointer]

"Before this launch takes off we must go through the safety procedures. If at any point you during the presentation you feel the need to get rid of your current phone, there are bins located at the front, middle and rear of the auditorium. Arrows on the floor will lead you to them. Please attend to disposing of your own phone before you help others. We recommend fastening your seatbelt as this is going to be one heck of a take-off"

[ctuffy]

He should start out by thanking those who have stood by RIM during rough times, specifically mentioning the long-time members of Crackberry. Followed by: 'This one's for you!'.


<<<Hugh Jackman would then come walking across the stage, carrying a Z10, wearing nothing but skin tight....>>> sorry, back on topic......

[SEAWARRIOR]

"Guten Morgen..."

[bmantz65]

"Hello everyone. I come before you to tell that today is the first day of the rest of your life... Introducing the Blackberry 10 mobile computing platform!"

[bluetroll]

"yolo, bitches!"

[lynxs_claw]

let's rock and roll this!!!!!!

[greatwiseone]

"People of Midgard, behold my Mjolnir, the BlackBerry Z10!"

[kill_9]

that guy is going to have such a smirk on his face

Hopefully not the same smirk as ever present on the face of President George Walker Bush. And for heaven's sake Thorsten better not utter "mission accomplished".

[kill_9]

let's rock and roll this!!!!!!

Yeah, the 1970s called and wants their phrase back.