What? See this makes absolutely no sense. You can have your BB display messages in bubbles. There are themes for BBs to make them look like Android and iOS devices.
Since when does QWERTY mean business? The LG Rumor is a full QWERTY and nothing about that phone means business. It is a teen texting device. Touchscreens have QWERTY keyboards as well, they are just virtual.
I guess every time you see a little slab of glass you say to yourself, "I'm going to have fun with this".