Sleeping with the enemy: I need a subtle war strategy.
This would be a clich� if the enemy weren't an Ipad.
My husband offered me an ipad last Christmas even though I stated I preferred a playbook. 2 months later, justice was restored: my husband bought me a playbook!!
At night, while I work in my berry-own playbook, my hubbie watches YouTube videos and plays free games. I love my husband, but what he holds in his hands is my enemy!
Can anyone suggest a legal, accidental, and irreversible way to "cripple" the enemy?
Sleeping with the enemy: I need a subtle war strategy.
This would be a clich� if the enemy weren't an Ipad.
My husband offered me an ipad last Christmas even though I stated I preferred a playbook. 2 months later, justice was restored: my husband bought me a playbook!!
At night, while I work in my berry-own playbook, my hubbie watches YouTube videos and plays free games. I love my husband, but what he holds in his hands is my enemy!
Can anyone suggest a legal, accidental, and irreversible way to "cripple" the enemy?
If you are serious, I would suggest you seek marriage counseling. Alternatively, just a little bit of what grown ups call maturity makes a world of difference at times. They are both just toys or tools and people really are allowed to have their own preference.
If you are serious, I would suggest you seek marriage counseling. Alternatively, just a little bit of what grown ups call maturity makes a world of difference at times. They are both just toys or tools and people really are allowed to have their own preference.
I'm sure the OP is just offering some lighthearted humor.
If you are serious, I would suggest you seek marriage counseling. Alternatively, just a little bit of what grown ups call maturity makes a world of difference at times. They are both just toys or tools and people really are allowed to have their own preference.
Wow! Serious much?
This thread is like an awesome party where you hooked up with the sexy member of the opposite sex and you are the VD that you caught from said hook up.
Psssst... *looks both ways* here's what ya do. Wait till he falls asleep with it then kindly sit it on the night stand on your side of the bed because I'm sure you didn't want him to roll over and knock it off the bed right?!? Sooooo, once its on your night stand, I think you should feel the need to get a BIG glass of water to drink then oops!!! Wink wink. Not saying you should do this, even though I do hate apple, but its kinda funny since I know you're joking....right?!? LOL
If you are serious, I would suggest you seek marriage counseling. Alternatively, just a little bit of what grown ups call maturity makes a world of difference at times. They are both just toys or tools and people really are allowed to have their own preference.
You seriously need my help.
For the great and fair price of one large red skittles bag per week; i'll help you detect sarcasm on the internets.
If you are serious, I would suggest you seek marriage counseling. Alternatively, just a little bit of what grown ups call maturity makes a world of difference at times. They are both just toys or tools and people really are allowed to have their own preference.
Ask him why he likes the iPad more than the PlayBook. If he says it's because the PlayBook is too small say, "Well if 7" is too small then I better go out and get a new husband!"
Spill some wine over it, maybe a date night, some drinking and told him to tak a picture of the night with the ipad. Then spill it and get him a PB and a 9810. He won't remember what is an ipad
Ask him why he likes the iPad more than the PlayBook. If he says it's because the PlayBook is too small say, "Well if 7" is too small then I better go out and get a new husband!"
If you are serious, I would suggest you seek marriage counseling. Alternatively, just a little bit of what grown ups call maturity makes a world of difference at times. They are both just toys or tools and people really are allowed to have their own preference.
What an arse!..
anyways - sleep away. I gave my old PB to my wife - she likes it. (the playbook)