1. Affinity4BlkBrry's Avatar
    ...everyone seems to be somewhat stressed about this crapple ios8 ordeal. Remember, a giant cannot fall if he isn't......standing! Here's a little humor for you. A man walks into a club with his friend and sees five beautiful women sitting at the bar. His friend tells him to stay away from four of them, the man asks "why?" The friend replies, "well their names are Microsoft, Apple, Facebook and Google, & each one will take you home and give you the night of your life, but in the morning while you are asleep, they will take your wallet, money, driver's license and all!" The man then asks, "what about the fifth woman?" His friend tells him to go ask her. So the man approaches her and asks her what her name is. She whispered softly in his ear, "my name is BlackBerry, and I promise to give you a lifetime of everything you need, but I must warn you that I will also take your wallet and driver's license while you are asleep, and I will put them in my safe deposit box..........................and give you the only key!"
    Last edited by Affinity4BlkBrry; 06-06-14 at 12:12 PM.
    06-03-14 02:17 PM
  2. m69c44's Avatar
    I love it. Thanks

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    06-03-14 02:19 PM
  3. shorski's Avatar
    *ROTFL

    Z30 - The Best BlackBerry Experience
    06-03-14 02:21 PM
  4. flacko's Avatar
    Nice!
    06-03-14 05:19 PM
  5. NRB's Avatar
    hahahahahahahaha nice
    06-03-14 05:23 PM
  6. tinochiko's Avatar
    *But if you forget the key, you only have 10 chances to try to figure it out, then you're ****** and not in the good way...

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    06-03-14 06:07 PM
  7. Tranamal's Avatar
    I notice the four are all American companies except the fifth one.

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    06-03-14 07:10 PM
  8. Andy_bb_king's Avatar
    Love it !

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    06-03-14 08:37 PM
  9. spikesolie's Avatar
    I notice the four are all American companies except the fifth one.

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    Samsung is American?

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    06-04-14 11:06 AM
  10. tfp's Avatar
    Samsung is American?

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    Samsung isn't listed :s
    06-04-14 11:13 AM
  11. gimmi786's Avatar
    Nice, keep going...

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    06-04-14 11:28 AM
  12. locke7's Avatar
    Yes

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    06-04-14 11:32 AM
  13. menshawy's Avatar
    BlackBerry sounds sexy if whispered in ear by a lady.... Goddamn my dirty mind

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    06-04-14 12:08 PM
  14. zocster's Avatar
    Nice!

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    06-04-14 12:10 PM
  15. Tranamal's Avatar
    Spikesolie, I guess you didn't read OP's post. Maybe you should read it first before you make a comment.

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    06-04-14 12:48 PM
  16. spikesolie's Avatar
    Samsung isn't listed :s
    Automatically just glossed over Google and assumed that was taken by Samsung once I saw apple (:

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    06-04-14 03:18 PM
  17. spikesolie's Avatar
    Spikesolie, I guess you didn't read OP's post. Maybe you should read it first before you make a comment.

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    I did genius

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    06-04-14 03:19 PM
  18. anon8852277's Avatar
    ...everyone seems to be somewhat stressed about this crapple ios8 ordeal. Remember, a giant cannot fall if he isn't......standing! Here's a little humor for you. A man walks into a club with his friend and sees five beautiful women sitting at the bar. His friend tells him to stay away from four of them, the man asks "why?" The friend replies, "well their names are Microsoft, Apple, Facebook and Google, & each one will take you home and give you the night of your life, but in the morning while you are asleep, they will take your wallet, money, driver's license and all!" The man then asks, "what about the fifth woman?" His friend tells him to go ask her. So the man approaches her and asks her what her name is. She whispered softly in his ear, "my name is BlackBerry, and I promise to give you a lifetime of everything you need, but I must warn you that I will also take your wallet and driver's license while you are asleep, and I will put them in my safe deposit box..........................and give you the only key!"
    Jubei raziel, is that you?

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    06-04-14 05:53 PM
  19. donnation's Avatar
    Jubei raziel, is that you?

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    It's not long winded enough to be him.
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    06-04-14 08:21 PM
  20. ChaErra's Avatar
    Good stuff!

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    06-04-14 08:25 PM
  21. Man_apart's Avatar
    Ha ha, my precious BlackBerry.

    From my ? phone
    06-05-14 03:48 AM
  22. bakron1's Avatar
    Samsung is American?

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    Samsung is a Korean company



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    06-05-14 03:57 AM
  23. systemvolker's Avatar
    Again, customers doesn't really give a darn thing. They will buy what they want for themselves. Quit arguing and trying to **** people off. That will just lead into something like war. (it could happen in the future)

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    06-05-14 04:34 AM
  24. BBJonbo's Avatar
    Apple is American? I know the design team us in the US but the bulk of the money and workers are external are they not. So what constitutes an American company. I would have thought one that employs and keeps and invests most of their money in the country. Google is 1M times more American than Apple. The Apple slogan is designed in America while everything else is pretty much outside of America. Too bad they invest so little in what the call their home country.

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    06-05-14 07:15 AM
  25. wincyUt's Avatar
    Oh my!! This is best humour I've ever read in the morning. Very nice one OP!
    06-05-14 07:28 AM
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