Originally Posted by
redhed515 Yeah, I guess I was a little out of line and self righteous.
If some drunk at the local tavern tried to steal my Blackberry I'd break the neck off of my beer bottle and have my husband hold him down while I slit his throat. Then, once he quit twitching and stuff, I'd run back into the kitchen area for a meat carving knife and slice his head off. Then, I'd go to the broom closet, get a broom out and ram his head on to the handle of the broom while yelling at my husband to make a large sign out of the cardboard from a case of Bud Light that reads "He Fuhkked with my Blackberry" and then I'd bring the Head on a Broom home and leave it on display in my front yard.
Violence is the correct response.