Connect BB to the television?

Is there really no device, cable or dock out there capable of taking the 480x360 signal from my blackberry to the television? I want to grab a 16gb card, transfer a couple encoded movies and music videos and watch it on the big screen, quality is not an issue as long as its smooth. I have access to the 8330, 8900 and 9550.

Just think about how awful a video a 480x360 would look blown up to the size of your big television screen. :(

But regardless, there's no video output.