1. kellyjdrummer's Avatar
    Bummer.
    12-05-15 12:02 AM
  2. mrlahjr's Avatar
    No one gets caught lying on this thread.

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    12-05-15 10:14 AM
  3. BBerryPowerUser's Avatar
    I'm just laying around today letting my Harem take care of me. It's good to be the Sultan.
    12-05-15 01:51 PM
  4. kellyjdrummer's Avatar
    I don't own an "in."
    12-05-15 01:54 PM
  5. california governor's Avatar
    Having dinner with Charlie Sheen again...boy his quite funny.

     CA Governor on Passport SE 
    12-05-15 08:36 PM
  6. mrlahjr's Avatar
    I out ran the cops again with my Bugatti Veyron.

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    12-05-15 09:44 PM
  7. Ishitunot's Avatar
    I don't own an "in."
    SMH. I have a "in" I can lend you. You'll have to dig it out cause it's in a virgIN at the moment. No need to thank me miss Dummer

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    12-06-15 03:46 AM
  8. kellyjdrummer's Avatar
    I can give you a "you're" if you like.
    BTW, Mr. Basden would be appropriate.
    Happy Holiday.
    I was lying. I DO own an "in."
    12-06-15 08:30 AM
  9. kellyjdrummer's Avatar
    I'll always take Crackberry seriously.

    Honest. Really.
    Last edited by kellyjdrummer; 12-06-15 at 08:59 AM.
    12-06-15 08:35 AM
  10. mrlahjr's Avatar
    I'll always take Crackberry seriously.

    Honest. Really.
    Me too.

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    12-06-15 09:03 AM
  11. BBerryPowerUser's Avatar
    I out ran the cops again with my Bugatti Veyron.

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    A Veyron can outrun a Jet Helicopter as long as you have enough road. Trust me. I've done it many times.
    I once outran a Jet Helicopter, two Japanese Bullet Trains, and The Stig in a Lamborghini Aventador while on vacation in Italy.
    True Story.
    12-06-15 03:38 PM
  12. california governor's Avatar
    Just back slapped a cop for asking for registration and license. The best part about it is that he asked me go...

     CA Governor on Passport SE 
    12-07-15 06:15 PM
  13. BBerryPowerUser's Avatar
    I'm getting a great back rub from Heidi Klum. She's surprisingly strong for being so skinny, and gives a great rub down.
    12-07-15 08:18 PM
  14. mrlahjr's Avatar
    I'm staring in the next season of Big Brother.

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    12-07-15 11:03 PM
  15. BBerryPowerUser's Avatar
    Me and Obama are planning an invasion of Switzerland. Like he says, who the hell do they think they are hording all that money in Swiss Bank Accounts, and saying they are "Neutral" in every war? I think it's time we showed them who's boss and just march in there and take all the money and eat all the chocolate. Now THAT'S leadership I can get behind!

    Who's with us? Let's invade Switzerland!
    12-07-15 11:12 PM
  16. anon(9088244)'s Avatar
    I'm not attracted to tall men. Pretty gross if you ask me.

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    12-07-15 11:24 PM
  17. BBerryPowerUser's Avatar
    I'm not attracted to tall men. Pretty gross if you ask me.

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    I'm lucky I'm short! I mean like short-short. Like 4'10". Maybe shorter. Haven't measured myself since I developed a hunchback.
    12-08-15 11:22 AM
  18. mrlahjr's Avatar
    I found a backpack full of money in front of my bank.

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    12-08-15 01:32 PM
  19. BBerryPowerUser's Avatar
    I found a backpack full of money in front of my bank.

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    Fantastic. I was wondering where I dropped it. Thanks for recovering it for me.
    12-08-15 01:37 PM
  20. california governor's Avatar
    Fantastic. I was wondering where I dropped it. Thanks for recovering it for me.
    So you were the person that picked the money back I forgot at train station. Thanks for coming clean.

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    12-08-15 07:27 PM
  21. BBerryPowerUser's Avatar
    No problem. I know you and Charlie Sheen need it!

    Posted via CB10
    12-09-15 12:22 AM
  22. mrlahjr's Avatar
    Going into space tomorrow.

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    12-09-15 11:05 PM
  23. anon(9088244)'s Avatar
    I'm lucky I'm short! I mean like short-short. Like 4'10". Maybe shorter. Haven't measured myself since I developed a hunchback.
    That's awesome! Very nice. 💙

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    12-09-15 11:22 PM
  24. anon(9088244)'s Avatar
    I'm starting my vacation on Monday and won't be back until January!

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    12-09-15 11:23 PM
  25. BBerryPowerUser's Avatar
    Going into space tomorrow.

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    FAR OUT MAN!

    I'm sitting in Hugh Hefner's Pool. What a party last night. Whew!
    12-10-15 09:07 AM
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