1. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    Right now, this exact second I am having dinner with Denzel Washington.

    Posted via CB10
    08-30-15 11:41 AM
  2. CivilDissident's Avatar
    Soooooooo stoked tomorrow is Monday!!!!!

    Posted via CB10
    08-30-15 12:51 PM
  3. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    I love Monday and wish everyday was Monday.

    Posted via CB10
    08-30-15 01:14 PM
  4. jay64's Avatar
    1. Trump's hair is absolutely not a comb over and he is quite humble at heart.
    2. Billary is a size 3 at most and totally not paranoid.
    3. BB droid slider will sell like hotcakes.
    4. The stock market is not rigged and financial analysts are not pimps for Wall Street.
    5. Ben Carson and Bernie Sanders can win.......(in Vermont)
    CivilDissident likes this.
    08-30-15 01:37 PM
  5. mrlahjr's Avatar
    I'm 7'2 tall.

    TMO  Z10,STL100-3/10.2.1.2156
    TomatoPaste likes this.
    08-30-15 02:02 PM
  6. Smokeaire's Avatar
    I've never continually said that BlackBerry phones are the best for what it was deigned for, and never will.

    Sent from my BlackBerry Passport.
    08-30-15 02:02 PM
  7. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    I'm making a multi million deal with Sony.

    Posted via CB10
    08-30-15 03:28 PM
  8. CivilDissident's Avatar
    1. Trump's hair is absolutely not a comb over and he is quite humble at heart.
    2. Billary is a size 3 at most and totally not paranoid.
    3. BB droid slider will sell like hotcakes.
    4. The stock market is not rigged and financial analysts are not pimps for Wall Street.
    5. Ben Carson and Bernie Sanders can win.......(in Vermont)
    I did NOT find any of this even the slightest bit funny!

    Posted via CB10
    08-30-15 08:20 PM
  9. mrlahjr's Avatar
    I smacked Donald Trump in the face.

    TMO  Z10,STL100-3/10.2.1.2156
    08-30-15 09:24 PM
  10. typ1cal3rr0r's Avatar
    I have 1 million dollars. I'm giving it all for charity.

    Posted via ZedOneZero
    09-20-15 12:25 AM
  11. mrlahjr's Avatar
    Trying out for Orlando City SC.

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    09-20-15 12:01 PM
  12. jay64's Avatar
    try renting a sense of humor for a day
    10-08-15 03:57 PM
  13. california governor's Avatar
    Wife: where are you?
    You: I'm working late.

    Posted via CA Governor's BlackBerry Passport SE
    10-08-15 04:06 PM
  14. california governor's Avatar
    If you like your insurance and doctor, you can keep 'em.

    Posted via CA Governor's BlackBerry Passport SE
    10-08-15 04:06 PM
  15. california governor's Avatar
    I DID NOT have sexual relations with that woman!

    Posted via CA Governor's BlackBerry Passport SE
    10-08-15 04:07 PM
  16. california governor's Avatar
    So excited tomorrow is Monday, can't wait to go to work.

    Posted via CA Governor's BlackBerry Passport SE
    10-08-15 04:08 PM
  17. kellyjdrummer's Avatar
    If you like your insurance and doctor, you can keep 'em.

    Posted via CA Governor's BlackBerry Passport SE
    Insurance companies had no intention of screwing that up.
    10-08-15 04:29 PM
  18. mrlahjr's Avatar
    I just robbed a convenient store.

    TMO  Z10,STL100-3/10.3.2.2789
    10-17-15 08:37 PM
  19. california governor's Avatar
    I had sex with Jessica Simpson last night.

     CA Governor on Passport SE 
    10-18-15 08:17 AM
  20. california governor's Avatar
    I have always flow first class since I was 5, now at 52, I still fly first /business class.

     CA Governor on Passport SE 
    10-18-15 08:19 AM
  21. anon(9088244)'s Avatar
    It's been a relaxing day. I washed my spaceship and fed my Unicorns.

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    10-22-15 08:31 PM
  22. mrlahjr's Avatar
    I raise unicorns.

    TMO  Z10,STL100-3/10.3.2.2789
    10-22-15 11:00 PM
  23. anon(9088244)'s Avatar
    I raise unicorns.

    TMO  Z10,STL100-3/10.3.2.2789
    Check your PM's


    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    10-22-15 11:12 PM
  24. mrlahjr's Avatar
    I've got my BlackBerry Priv already!

    TMO  Z10,STL100-3/10.3.2.2789
    10-23-15 10:47 AM
  25. kellyjdrummer's Avatar
    I am so stoked to install and run Windows 10.
    10-23-15 01:38 PM
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