1. BBerryPowerUser's Avatar
    What a day! Let me recap.

    I met 12 sexy women,
    11 of them were single,
    10 wanted my number,
    9 actually took it,
    8 said they'd call me,
    7 just might do it,
    6 if I'm lucky.....

    5 will call for sure....

    4 called today,
    3 went to voice mail,
    2 left a message,

    And one of them I'm calling back now!


    Must be Christmas.

    Sent from my BlackBerry 9780 using Tapatalk
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    12-03-13 03:32 PM
  2. Shanerredflag's Avatar
    Why is my call display showing 808???

    Posted via CB10
    12-03-13 07:08 PM
  3. jaydee5799's Avatar
    Can't I PLEASE PLEASE have another meeting today???
    12-04-13 06:18 AM
  4. anon(5852936)'s Avatar
    I total love cooking. Every time I finish cooking , the kitchen is totally destroyed. There's no better thing, that cleaning that kind of a mess.

    Posted via CB10
    12-05-13 06:00 AM
  5. jaydee5799's Avatar
    Only two more days to the work week. BOOOOHOOOO
    12-05-13 06:38 AM
  6. BBerryPowerUser's Avatar
    So I met with Justin Bieber today, and he told me that for sure he was gonna' be a BlackBerry spokesperson.

    He said "BlackBerry is dah bomb, I'm down with dat. It's dah Shiznit!" and left it at that.

    We shared some Scotch and Cigars and I loaned him my car so he could run home and get a camera to record our meeting. But he never came back.
    12-05-13 05:14 PM
  7. jaydee5799's Avatar
    So sorry tomorrow is friday

    Posted from my white Z10. HTTR
    12-05-13 05:15 PM
  8. BBerryPowerUser's Avatar
    Damn Jaydee, you are one ripped lady.
    Perfect 10 indeed.
    Never saw you in uniform before.

    You must work out 24/7/365.
    12-06-13 02:34 PM
  9. Carjackd's Avatar
    70 people showing up tomorrow morning morning to buy condo's from me. This real estate market is really tanking like the news had been reporting for the last 15 years. I think I will tell all of then to go away, I don't want their money.

    Posted via the best Keyboard in Existence my Mo Fo Z10
    12-06-13 02:41 PM
  10. BBerryPowerUser's Avatar
    Yes, money is the root of all evil. I don't have any, never did, and never will.

    I live off of potential. I go to the grocery store, grab what I want, go the the checkout and when they say "That will be $x.xx dollars, I say "I don't have any money, but I have a lot of "Potential". They say "OK, we accept that too."

    I do the same with my mortgages and my car loans and everything else.

    No one does the money thing any more. It's too dirty.
    12-06-13 03:54 PM
  11. Shanerredflag's Avatar
    I just won "the last post wins" thread.

    Posted via CB10
    12-06-13 04:06 PM
  12. BBerryPowerUser's Avatar
    My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandfather invented Time.

    I'm still getting Royalties from that. He was a genius, for his "time'.
    12-06-13 04:45 PM
  13. kellyjdrummer's Avatar
    Yes, money is the root of all evil. I don't have any, never did, and never will.

    I live off of potential. I go to the grocery store, grab what I want, go the the checkout and when they say "That will be $x.xx dollars, I say "I don't have any money, but I have a lot of "Potential". They say "OK, we accept that too."

    I do the same with my mortgages and my car loans and everything else.

    No one does the money thing any more. It's too dirty.
    Actually, it's the love of money. Money, on it's own, is incapable of doing anything.
    12-06-13 07:54 PM
  14. jaydee5799's Avatar
    Damn Jaydee, you are one ripped lady.
    Perfect 10 indeed.
    Never saw you in uniform before.

    You must work out 24/7/365.
    Thank you for the kind words! LOL
    I am not excited about going to see the real RG3 this weekend!

    Posted from my white Z10. HTTR
    12-07-13 07:15 AM
  15. BBerryPowerUser's Avatar
    You are actually going to a game?
    How horrible.
    Try and tough it out, if you can.
    My thoughts will be with you. Poor thing.

    Thank you for the kind words! LOL
    I am not excited about going to see the real RG3 this weekend!

    Posted from my white Z10. HTTR
    12-07-13 10:55 AM
  16. jaydee5799's Avatar
    I really don't wanna go to fedex tomorrow in the snow and ice. Will not be exciting and fun.
    12-07-13 01:55 PM
  17. BBerryPowerUser's Avatar
    I'm so tired of being in Hawaii.
    Can't wait to get back to the Mainland.

    I hope it's at least 20 below when I return.
    I am so fed up with warm weather.
    12-09-13 12:42 AM
  18. jaydee5799's Avatar
    I love ice storms and sitting in the snow and sleet. So muuh fun when you can't feel your fingers.
    12-09-13 06:08 AM
  19. shaleem's Avatar
    Absolutely love frigid Chicago winters!!
    12-09-13 03:12 PM
  20. BBerryPowerUser's Avatar
    To be sure.
    Nothing like running around Milllennium park in a Speedo when it's 10 degres. Builds character.
    I do it all the time. Fun stuff.
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    12-09-13 07:12 PM
  21. Morty2264's Avatar
    I like being unemployed.

    Posted via CB10
    12-09-13 10:06 PM
  22. Carjackd's Avatar
    Negative 96 Celsius in the Antarctic today. I have been trying to reach Al Gore all day but apparently he is unavailable for comment.

    Posted via CB10
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    12-10-13 11:16 PM
  23. jaydee5799's Avatar
    So thrilled for the lake effect snow here. 600 miles from a lake.

    Posted from my white Z10. HTTR
    12-11-13 06:26 PM
  24. BBerryPowerUser's Avatar
    Negative 96 Celsius in the Antarctic today. I have been trying to reach Al Gore all day but apparently he is unavailable for comment.
    I just arrived on the Mainland. Gore was seated next to me on the plane, and mentioned your persistence in trying to contact him. He said he's been busy "Re-Inventing the Internet", but would address your concerns about Global Warming when his hands, damaged by Frostbite, healed enough for him to type again.
    Last edited by BBerryPowerUser; 12-12-13 at 08:49 PM.
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    12-12-13 05:54 PM
  25. Shanerredflag's Avatar
    I love trolls...they are the best.

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    12-12-13 07:24 PM
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