1. gg bb's Avatar
    Ok this it a post I made a while back in a moment of silliness.
    I just thought for some reason I'd post in the style of Jeremy Clarkson.
    So I thought I'd make this into a game.
    I see threads on crackberry about who would be a good BlackBerry creative director.
    To be honest I'm not asking that.
    I just say choose a celebrity and write a short BlackBerry promotion or ditty on the subject of BlackBerry in the way that celebrity might have written it.
    Does not have to be the best promotion in the world just needs to be in the style of the celeb.


    If Jeremy Clarkson were BlackBerry Creative Director...

    Your weapon of choice is not the single purpose rapid fire uzi-like app-machine that is an I-phone.

    Neither is it the undoubtedly capable and ubiquitous android AK47.

    Your weapon of choice is the BlackBerry M16.

    Sure most will favour the android AK47, its cheap, dependable and very capable. For those who need to equip their untrained rabble for combat on a shoe string it's the obvious choice.

    But you are different, your take time to master your tools...

    Your BlackBerry M16 may require meticulous updates and rebuilds from time to time but in the right hand, your hands, its accuracy and lean design are legendary....

    Step forward Blackberry man.
    02-16-14 01:59 PM
  2. SubCamp's Avatar
    You've been watching too much Top Gear for sure..
    02-16-14 02:33 PM
  3. gg bb's Avatar
    I choose not the phone to which I have downloaded10,000 apps and used once, but I choose the phone with the apps I use 10,000 times.

    Bruce Lee
    02-16-14 02:56 PM
  4. gg bb's Avatar
    Just for you Indi,

    BlackBerry +ve

    Indira Gandhi

    There are two kinds of phone, those that do the work and those that take the credit. Try to make the first type; there is less competition there.

    BlackBerry -ve

    Donald Campbell

    Hallo, the game is up? I'm going? I'm on my back? I've gone. Oh.
    02-16-14 03:24 PM

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