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  1. vanrickman's Avatar
    So Bob thought to himself, well... isn't this lovely. As he was thinking that, a baby Godzilla beast started chewing on the remaining flesh of his left thigh. Then...

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    04-01-14 08:18 AM
  2. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Then burp with acid hitting Bob face and start melting his skin.
    04-01-14 12:04 PM
  3. vanrickman's Avatar
    Bob didn't seem to mind it. He thought to himself "that would be quite good on toast! "
    Just then the chicken gutted Bob with a pitchfork!
    Bob was starting to get a little annoyed, although you couldn't tell from the look on his face because it was burnt off from the acid. Then...

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    04-01-14 11:45 PM
  4. vanrickman's Avatar
    Brian saved Bob and nursed him back to health, just to have a mouse with a big machete jump up on Bob, and then...

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    04-02-14 02:58 PM
  5. Shanerredflag's Avatar
    It was mouse Armageddon , Brian screamed, then.

    Is that a Z30...yes, yes it is.
    04-02-14 08:13 PM
  6. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Yipeekaye mf he proclaimed and proceed to lob off it's head with an exacto knife.......blood gush forward and painted the wall like Picasso master piece.....
    04-02-14 10:52 PM
  7. vanrickman's Avatar
    A few hours later, while putting the bong to good use, they sat there staring at the new art form on the wall.....they turned to each other and Brian said.....

    Sent from the phone of the Gods....Z30
    04-03-14 08:09 AM
  8. vanrickman's Avatar
    "wanna get a pizza man?" ....Bob then said...
    04-03-14 11:18 AM
  9. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Nah, let's lick the blood off the wall. The moment his tongue touches the blood, it foam into green gob bubbling towards the side of his mouth. Like a flesh eating disease..........
    04-03-14 12:06 PM
  10. vanrickman's Avatar
    Brian started freaking out when he saw Bob's psychological state begin to change. He scrambled to his feet.. Bob's head spun around in a millisecond, his laser stare and foaming mouth was to much for Brian. He reached for the shotgun he had hidden under the couch...it wasn't there! Bob then...
    04-04-14 09:12 AM
  11. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Crawl on all four towards the stairs....

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    04-04-14 12:13 PM
  12. vanrickman's Avatar
    Brian new he had to work quickly. He ran out to his Prius where he kept his M16. He pressed the key fob to open the trunk but the battery was dead. Piece of crap he thought to himself, so he grabbed a rock and then...
    04-05-14 09:49 AM
  13. vanrickman's Avatar
    went back inside, but Bob was nowhere to be found. He turned to leave and...

    Sent from the phone of the Gods....Z30
    04-05-14 06:26 PM
  14. vanrickman's Avatar
    realized he was alone.


    Sent from the phone of the Gods....Z30
    04-06-14 09:52 AM
  15. vanrickman's Avatar
    Yup
    All
    Alone

    Sent from the phone of the Gods....Z30
    04-06-14 12:07 PM
  16. vanrickman's Avatar
    with
    nobody
    else

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    04-06-14 06:32 PM
  17. vanrickman's Avatar
    Well, he thought, **** on this bull **** !
    With a dead ******* battery in the Prius,
    and shotgun in hand he decided to go it alone. Hollywood or bust he thought as he started walking...

    Sent from the phone of the Gods....Z30
    04-06-14 09:28 PM
  18. vanrickman's Avatar
    The weary traveler, walking for days, drinking from puddles, and sleeping in abandoned cars found himself reciting lyrics of old forgotten classic rock songs.

    "Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel..."

    Sent from the phone of the Gods....Z30
    04-08-14 08:19 AM
  19. vanrickman's Avatar
    His sustained himself with a diet of puddle water, grubs and various insects.
    His will to press on was constantly rejuvenated by his love of classic rock.

    "Well we're big rock singers, we got golden fingers, and we're loved everywhere we go..."


    Sent from the phone of the Gods....Z30
    04-08-14 08:50 PM
  20. vanrickman's Avatar
    Assuming that Bob had also succumb to the evil forces in the great tragedy, that seems to have rendered fellow citizens and folks, with the inability to post on Bob Wars.
    Brian gazed across the vast horizon, only to break for a brief moment to drink from a shallow puddle.
    He felt an inner peace that he hadn't for years, his mind no longer racing...Only filled with the delightful memoir-like songs from his past.

    "All through the night as you lie awake and hold yourself so tight. What do you need, a second-hand-movie-star to tend you? I as a boy, I believed the simple cure for pain was love. How would it be if you could see the world through my eyes?"

    Sent from the phone of the Gods....Z30
    04-09-14 09:10 PM
  21. vanrickman's Avatar
    "I, want to rock and roll all night, and part of every day! "

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    04-10-14 08:02 PM
  22. vanrickman's Avatar
    Even though life on the road is full of adventure and serenity, it can also be one of fright and insecurity.
    Brian yearned for the warmth of his masters fire.

    "Well you walk into a restaurant, strung out from the road.
    And you feel the eyes upon you as you're shakin' off the cold.
    You pretend it doesn't bother you but you just want to explode!"



    Sent from the phone of the Gods....Z30
    04-12-14 10:44 AM
  23. vanrickman's Avatar
    Brian didn't feel like himself today, he sensed, something strange, different, unnerving.
    It felt as if there were eyes upon him. Stares from a distance if you will.

    F**k all that we've got to get on with these
    Got to compete with the wily Japanese.
    No need to worry about the Vietnamese.
    Got to bring the Russian Bear to his knees.
    Well, maybe not the Russian Bear
    Maybe the Swedes.
    We showed Argentina
    Now let's go and show these.
    Make us feel tough
    And wouldn't Maggie be pleased?
    Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah!

    Sent from the phone of the Gods....Z30
    04-14-14 10:54 PM
  24. vanrickman's Avatar
    This one is for you Jon

    Nobody gonna take my car
    I'm gonna race it to the ground
    Nobody gonna beat my car
    It's gonna break the speed of sound
    Oooh it's a killing machine
    It's got everything
    Like a driving power big fat tires
    And everything

    I love it and I need it
    I bleed it yeah it's a wild hurricane
    Alright hold tight
    I'm a highway star

    Nobody gonna take my girl
    I'm gonna keep her to the end
    Nobody gonna have my girl
    She stays close on every bend
    Oooh she's a killing machine
    She's got everything
    Like a moving mouth body control
    And everything

    I love her I need her
    I seed her
    Yeah She turns me on
    Alright hold on tight
    I'm a highway star

    Nobody gonna take my head
    I got speed inside my brain
    Nobody gonna steal my head
    Now that I'm on the road again
    Oooh I'm in heaven again I've got everything
    Like a moving ground an open road
    And everything

    I love it and I need it
    I seed it
    Eight cylinders all mine
    Alright hold on tight
    I'm a highway star

    Nobody gonna take my car
    I'm gonna race it to the ground
    Nobody gonna beat my car
    It's gonna break the speed of sound
    Oooh it's a killing machine
    It's got everything
    Like a driving power big
    Fat tires and everything

    I love it and I need it
    I bleed it
    Yeah it's a wild hurricane
    Alright hold on tight
    I'm a highway star
    I'm a highway star
    I'm a highway star

    Sent from the phone of the Gods....Z30
    04-16-14 08:18 AM
  25. vanrickman's Avatar
    Brian feels torn between the pleasant and serene quite of his new apocalyptic world, and the now forgotten busy hustle of life the way it was.
    His mind finds comfort in the memories of those dance hall days...

    "Take your baby by the wrist and in her mouth an amethyst

    And in her eyes two sapphires blue
    And you need her
    And she needs you.
    And you need her
    And she needs you"

    Sent from the phone of the Gods....Z30
    04-17-14 09:50 AM
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