[Dvx67]

Phones are MUCH cheaper than a wife. And in my experience they last a lot longer as well (currently getting divorced after 4 months). Yeah, I'm missing that trade in deal.

[omi10468]

Hmmmm maybe downgrade my wifes talking like a phone plan....give her 450 a month!!! Nah love my Torch just like I love my wife...its not perfect but its my baby!!!

[BoldtotheMax]

I vote stickey!!! Awesome thread for sure!

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[clifford938]

Just pay the ETF and get out? Too costly especially with 2 kids

Why do we keep rushing to the altar though? why? why? why?

[anon3396357]

As long as you can slip your sim in once in a while.

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Tough luck if you have a pure CDMA phone.

[That70sGAdawg]

Men, When you get complaints about "yet another new phone". Simply say, it's better than changing wives 2 times a year!

[si_chindo]

Tough luck if you have a pure CDMA phone.

LMAO...that's where wives have the advantage in technology. Most of them are hybrids, gsm when happy and cdma when angry. Lol.

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[scorpiodsu]

Wives are like most devices. You can try to dress it up real nice with accessories but deep down inside it's still the same old thing that I'm trying to swap out as soon as an upgrade comes along.

[mke67]

I don't remember having 30 days after getting married to exchange my wife for another woman as often as I wanted.

THAT would be so great!!!!!!

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[anon(153966)]

Page one of this thread is flipping hilarious! I'm PMSL...

[KahneFan]

Waking them up in the morning can be a hard thing to look at according to some CB members

[stillmoi]

...too bad we can't upgrade our spouse lol (jk), but I hear where you coming from!

[mark_rivers19]

at least the phone has a Mute, silent or vibrate only function...
enough said before i get into trouble... Again.

[Boisvertc]

One other diffferent between a phone and a wife is that with your phone, the communication usually goes both ways...

[jcp007]

Phones require less work than marriage. It is a pretty good analogy though since you find the device that meets your core needs and adapt to the small issues that arise learning to be at peace with those as well. However, I would not trade my spouse even for a 10GHz processor and 1080p resolution with a warp speed browser and great battery life.

[cherryjuice]

You can dress ur husband up but that doesnt mean you can take him out in public>> however im always proud to be seen with my BlackBerry

[GG1]

at least the phone has a Mute, silent or vibrate only function...
enough said before i get into trouble... Again.

well my wife's mute button doesn't work, the silent function has never worked,she comes with unlimited talk time,i am way passed my 30 days with her, and i don't have the NE2 option. Any suggestions or am i basically scr3wed?

Oh and i don't even want to talk about my monthly bill !!

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[vw1]

I wish there was a desktop manager for my hubby. Plug him up to the pc via usb back up his data (he can't remember a thing), check for the latest updates and download the ones that are beneficial, delete a few things that are just taking up space or causing problems. If the phone (um hubby) is really having problems and 24 months is up, upgrade to a newer model and put the old one on ebay accessories and all.

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[GG1]

I wish there was a desktop manager for my hubby. Plug him up to the pc via usb back up his data (he can't remember a thing), check for the latest updates and download the ones that are beneficial, delete a few things that are just taking up space or causing problems. If the phone (um hubby) is really having problems and 24 months is up, upgrade to a newer model and put the old one on ebay accessories and all.

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im gonna tell him you said that!
:-P

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[LuvMyBB]

Unlike my wife, my phone has never asked me what I'm thinking. Of course, my Torch knows what I'm thinking before I even touch a button or the screen.

[crackercraig]

This has to be the best thread I've read on these forums since vie been on. Not very informative or helpful. But funny as ****! Kudos to the OP for starting this one.

[anon3396357]

The phone will never ask if it's fat!

[Najo]

I just wish a piece of foam or some electrical tape would take care of that extra wiggle she has developed over the years....

Instead of putting her on a diet I could just try Shrink-an-OS!