So I went to McDonalds this morning and the look on the Fry cooks face as I jumped the counter in a kilt told me he knew but wasn't talking.
I don't know where your from but here the fry cooks have watched to many steven seigal moves and think they all know Karate.
So after teaching him a lesson I sit here in jail with a black eye and he got nothing not even a scratch, the fear of leaking information about the storm kept him quite but aggressive like a 4ton gorilla protecting its young.
So after getting frisked downtown and yes that was fun, I rather enjoyed it, I bet your wondering how I'm posting this. Well let me tell you how to get your Blackberry back
First start reading this with a Scottish accent as for some reason it made me seem crazier. And start calling everyone Love, even that big mother effer in the corner that brings back flash backs of the fry cook.
Now make a bet with the guard
Hey come here Love, I bet you I can bite my eat for my Blackberry back.
Now the trick is to sneak up on the left ear by acting like your going after the right.
Be sure to thrash around on the floor while doing this and yelling
See papa i almost got dinner caught for us.
Took 5 minutes
But I had to do it twice as he handed me my BB back I asked
What do you know about this storm.
Well at least I have time to thing now.
Getting hungry I wonder if I can really catch that ear
And the hunt continues
Ps I feel like James Bond today. They jsut gave me a spoon I'll be out soon
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