To the OP, you opened a can of worms. People soon will complain that their storm is slow while they are on the washroom and will blame RIM/VZW. And will ask this to be fixed on on the new OS.
Oooo ooo wait; or slows if u shake it more than twice.........
U know if u shake it more than twice then you are playing with it
i think pooping with ur cell phone is pretty much a yes across the board . . unless u have this
Not true, this was actually my 3rd cellphone when I was 16. And I used 2 play snake while i was using the bathroom....So it is a bathroom phone as well.