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  1. Slogun's Avatar
    I've done it once...

    There's this guy in my work building that grunts every 5 seconds no matter what he's doing. Dropping logs, brushing his teeth, taking a leak...he does it.
    Give the guy a break, the grunting most likely means he has Tourettes.
    01-04-09 10:29 AM
  2. jimithng23's Avatar
    Everyday.

    Its not a successful poo without my BB

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-04-09 10:41 AM
  3. skucenick's Avatar
    I think it is fine to storm while pooping what if u have to take a big **** and u have nothing to do. Personally I have used my storm while pooping
    01-04-09 11:13 AM
  4. jagermonger's Avatar
    Imagine the irony of trying to play word mole whilst having a movement and ending up having to do a battery pull. Sheesh.

    Finished dropping the kids off at the pool before the phone rebooted.
    01-04-09 11:16 AM
  5. caughtintheundertow's Avatar
    That why I love this forum I brought my wife in here and said "see I am not the only one!" I told her I wasn't weird.
    Same thing happened to me. My fiance was making fun of me for bringing the Storm in to the crapper. I showed her this thread and she just shook her said and said, "dear lord, there are more of you..."

    Thanks, CrackBerry!
    01-04-09 11:34 AM
  6. Boomhower#CB's Avatar
    Same thing happened to me. My fiance was making fun of me for bringing the Storm in to the crapper.
    That'll pass over soon. Once I finally went wireless here at home, my wife would roll her eyes every time I headed to the crapper with the laptop in tow. I keep one of those TV trays tucked behind my dresser, which is beside the bathroom door.

    I save the storming for those work moments!! Sometimes you just need a few min. to get away from work and this is one of the best ways I found.
    01-04-09 11:53 AM
  7. Vic0645's Avatar
    Lol this thread is funny! I'm guilty of this too.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-04-09 12:39 PM
  8. bigredrandy's Avatar
    So if you take the Storm into the facilities to take a Sh**, would that become a "Sh**Storm"?
    01-04-09 01:59 PM
  9. jdoc77's Avatar
    Texting and toileting is one thing.. I love hearing people having serious conversations in the next stall...

    "Yes I want to leave you... and what does it matter if I'm taking a crap or not? What does **** somehow invalidate my feelings? "
    01-04-09 02:41 PM
  10. eripmu's Avatar
    It is the only time my wife isn't hounding me to put the Storm down.
    This is so true. Sometimes if I want to play around with the BB and have already done my deed for the day I will go in a 2nd time again to play with the BB. I tell her I have to go poo again.
    01-04-09 07:00 PM
  11. jdoc77's Avatar
    This is so true. Sometimes if I want to play around with the BB and have already done my deed for the day I will go in a 2nd time again to play with the BB. I tell her I have to go poo again.
    From whence the term $h!t storm was spawned?
    01-04-09 11:46 PM
  12. backinblack--berry's Avatar
    I gladly Storm while on the can
    I Storm because I can
    Surfing, word mole, texting, of each I am quite the fan
    While Storming on the can.

    Hold it far enough forward so in the bowl it will not land
    And always wipe with the other hand:

    A phenomenon to spread across the land
    As long as bathrooms do not offer LAN.

    There is no truer measure of a man
    Than one who Storms while on the can.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-05-09 11:06 AM
  13. DrBaum1's Avatar
    NO! No, no, no, no and again no. Get in, get out, take no prisoners. The very idea is just sick and wrong. Next you'll be telling me you take the thing to bed for "Storm-s*x." And no, I don't want to know if there's an app for either of these things. Sheesh.
    01-05-09 11:45 AM
  14. backinblack--berry's Avatar
    Now when is that 3rd party air freshener app going to be beta tested?

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-05-09 11:49 AM
  15. PvT's Avatar
    If your Storm is not performing as a communications device, you could always use it to wipe your a**

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-05-09 11:55 AM
  16. PvT's Avatar
    Oh... and one more thing, Don't confuse your Blackberry with a Dingleberry

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-05-09 12:00 PM
  17. la_mala's Avatar
    I gladly Storm while on the can
    I Storm because I can
    Surfing, word mole, texting, of each I am quite the fan
    While Storming on the can.

    Hold it far enough forward so in the bowl it will not land
    And always wipe with the other hand:

    A phenomenon to spread across the land
    As long as bathrooms do not offer LAN.

    There is no truer measure of a man
    Than one who Storms while on the can.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    That is by far one of the funniest things I'v seen

    But those of us who can't Storm on the can sometimes Curve
    01-05-09 12:07 PM
  18. eripmu's Avatar
    Now when is that 3rd party air freshener app going to be beta tested?

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    I literally laughed out load on that one. I work at a kiosk at a mall and the people walking here turned and looked at me. That's way to funny.
    01-05-09 12:53 PM
  19. DAS112463's Avatar
    i think we all get the point
    01-05-09 01:13 PM
  20. DAS112463's Avatar
    OMFG thats the best
    01-05-09 01:15 PM
  21. backinblack--berry's Avatar
    Glad to provide a moment of hearty laughter! Sometimes a creative thought occurs and you just have to run with it!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-05-09 01:24 PM
  22. furnburn's Avatar
    Ha..i feel like the way Al Bundy had to grab his newspaper before he went in to take care of business...I have to grab my storm. It helps pass the time.
    05-19-09 02:05 AM
  23. The_Fuzz22's Avatar
    Daily routine:

    Get in from college.
    Drop books/jacket/bag on bed.
    Put on music.
    Head straight to bathroom and spend the next 10 minutes catching up on the day's messages and news.

    God Bless the BlackBerry Storm.
    05-19-09 04:48 AM
  24. TrendyProfessional1's Avatar
    How did u let this one slip thru; this is worse than profanity;
    and talking about p o r n................. wow.
    Ya'll slippin imagine the visual; ummm unless it's a chick
    05-19-09 09:24 AM
  25. Ronindan's Avatar
    To the OP, you opened a can of worms. People soon will complain that their storm is slow while they are on the washroom and will blame RIM/VZW. And will ask this to be fixed on on the new OS.

    05-19-09 09:39 AM
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