1. patches152's Avatar
    because all of my waiting rooms are pointless and purely for fun!

    i can't wait for my nano-technology! waffle maker, ROFLcopter, and wi-fi...but still limited to 160 characters for sms...
    05-22-09 12:24 PM
  2. johnny_b_ylt's Avatar
    lollercopters
    05-22-09 12:27 PM
  3. patches152's Avatar
    they're actually lolcarriers...they're part of my YKW strike force naval fleet
    05-22-09 12:31 PM
  4. lennonownsaBB's Avatar
    So the lolcarriers have the roflcopters on them and the crew on the lolcarrier get around on lolerskates? Is this correct?
    05-22-09 12:41 PM
  5. patches152's Avatar
    something like that...

    it's quite complicated, and i can't get into details on the basis that the standard ops kits for personnell are considered classified, but i will neither confirm nor deny the existence of lolerskates or lolruses with buckets.
    05-22-09 12:45 PM
  6. lennonownsaBB's Avatar
    I can confirm lolruses with lasers on their heads exist seeing as how I was attacked by one. But I understand its complicated
    05-22-09 01:15 PM
  7. patches152's Avatar
    if they don't have buckets then they're not associated with my organization...if we had lolruses with buckets that is. which we might, but we also might not...no way to know for sure.

    anyway, 5.5 will have time travel too...that's how we get the nano technology from skynet so we can reconfigure the internal hardware and "make" wi-fi...are you all excited?
    05-22-09 01:24 PM
  8. MC-Storm's Avatar
    But I thought lolruses lasers could only be activated when their bucketz get stolen?!
    05-22-09 01:27 PM
  9. fordracer's Avatar
    o.k. patches look at my email thank you...
    05-22-09 01:30 PM
  10. patches152's Avatar
    got it ford, answer will be on the next "ask patches" on monday.
    05-22-09 01:53 PM
  11. patches152's Avatar
    But I thought lolruses lasers could only be activated when their bucketz get stolen?!
    this is proprietary and confidential information. i'm going to ask you to edit your post to remove any discussion of policy or process involving any and all lolruses...or i will be forced to get the site admins involved...

    05-22-09 01:54 PM
  12. tghockey07's Avatar
    Why not 5.7?

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    05-22-09 03:31 PM
  13. spampeg's Avatar
    Why not 5.7?
    5.7? C'mon now, stop being silly. 5.5 is the best ever!
    05-22-09 03:43 PM
  14. tghockey07's Avatar
    But 5.7 has the optional spatula attachment.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    05-22-09 03:50 PM
  15. Soutenstyle's Avatar
    I give this thread a thumbs up.
    05-22-09 03:54 PM
  16. patches152's Avatar
    there won't be any 5.7...it'll go to 6.0 by that point...
    05-22-09 04:04 PM
  17. Olsen's Avatar
    My only question is will 5.5 give us the option to remotely fry any nearby iToys and/or n00bs?

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    05-22-09 04:29 PM
  18. CrackBerry Storm meh's Avatar
    <joke> Will the OS come with a lolcats.com feature? </joke>
    05-22-09 04:31 PM
  19. patches152's Avatar
    My only question is will 5.5 give us the option to remotely fry any nearby iToys and/or n00bs?

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    unfortunately no....HOWEVER! my "official hybrid beta patches app" WILL support this function. its currently in development, but won't work with any OS lower than 5.5...so you'll have it right in time
    05-22-09 04:31 PM
  20. johnny_b_ylt's Avatar
    Tghockey I'm down if its got a spatula!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    05-22-09 08:37 PM
  21. Funnystuff's Avatar
    5.5 must be able to work on my novel while I sleep...
    05-24-09 03:41 AM
  22. Funnystuff's Avatar
    Not that I get much sleep...
    05-24-09 03:42 AM
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