[Steve Lokenheimer]

Oh BlackBerry Storm how I hate you so
No release date in sight, why doesnt someone know

Your fancy touchscreen and sexy good look
my blood pressure is boiling and I dont even know how to cook

I am tired of my pearl its time for something new
oh yes little girl, I am gonna cheat on you

Sometime maybe, I'll know when you will come
but for now all i can do, is get to this forum and try to get some

Information that is, as to when you might show up
but usually its the same crap, stuff that makes me wanna throw up

WiFi and stupid questions that have been answered before
why can't people read? but I understand we're hardcore

all I can say is that this thing better get here fast
because I know I will have mine first and not be the last

Hey Iphone you suck because I will always be true
Blackberry is my one and only, she's gonna make you sing the blues

The storm will come and rain down on thee
a better phone than that fruity Steve Jobs one, I guarantee

[cjro9]

Lmao. You're my hero. Well done.

[Sooks]

wow lol !!! that was good .. well done ! lol

[alan8385]

Nice! Very well said

[strhessed]

Most excellent ode.

To be fair though, a Blackberry is fruit also

[cromag_rickmanus]

Wow, that was hilariously rediculous! I love it! Nice poem!

[GregMargie]

All I can say is Wow!

[RARE NOTCH]

Bravo

[hal1]

I want it now, now, now

[noaim]

Storm Storm Come my way
Wash my iPhone back to yesterday

Show me the future and do it fast
Leave all the other junk to something of the past

Give me speed and the ability to move
flush the appcrasher down the tube

I could keep going but it would be a waste of time
hopefully I can sell this one for at least a dime

[ricky_ifa]

Good ole tidings

The movies of the storm just tease us all to breaking point!!! Like, let us have it. I would not mind a few glitches an have it now rather than wait for prfection. Os upgrades ould ratify the glitches as an when they are occour

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[Benji-nl]

OMG this is good stuff :P Reminds me of the 'old days' when I wrote odes to cigarettes and beer and stuff :P
Great one, thanks!

[jdmkw]

Most excellent ode.

To be fair though, a Blackberry is fruit also

LMAO.... I thought that was the best line till I went down 3 posts. for this purpose can we pretend the BB is a vegetable?