How many people have faked illness, Car problems, Babysitter issues, just so you can be at home when that hero of a FedEx guy shows up to your doorstep with that neatly wrapped box containing your own personal storm.
I'll bet there will be more 24hr Bugs/flu symptoms/Stomach Ailments/ Colds/rashes cropping up as the next few weeks roll buy and more and more people get delivery dates of their storms.
BY a show of hands, have you called off 11/24, 11/25 or planning a illness for 11/28 so you can be there when it arrives.
The trick is to start the symptoms now... I planted the bug on Friday and Monday, and my boss gave me the day off...
(Redelivery date, we don need no stinking redelivery date.....)
