I will gladly send you a prepaid UPS mailer you can use to send me your Storm! I have about 12 various Verizon phones (ranging from xv6700 to Motokrazr to LG Voyager) all with clear ESNs. Once I receive your Storm, I will overnight you one of these. Just PM me if you're interested.
If not, suck it up and deal. Thank you.
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