1. rellims's Avatar
    1- I will help new Storm owners get acquainted with their phone
    2- When a beta OS is released I will install it immediately
    3- When a beta OS does not work right I will not complain
    4- When someone says their Storm works fine, I will accept that they are not lying
    5- If I do not own a Storm I will not post about a Storm
    6- I will stop begging for new OS releases
    7- If I keep asking for replacements I love to gamble
    8- Hourly updates about how my Storm is working is not necessary
    9- If the phone ceases to fulfill my expectations I will return it and stop B****HING
    10- I accept the fact CK hates everyone but everyone loves him because without him these forums would be dull so cut him a break and embrace his anger.....
    Last edited by rellims; 01-29-09 at 12:14 AM.
    01-28-09 11:57 PM
  2. cmp1032's Avatar
    That's awesome

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    01-29-09 12:08 AM
  3. Double 0's Avatar
    1- I will help new Storm owners get acquainted with their phone
    No doubt.

    2- When a beta OS is released I will install it immediately
    Nope.

    3- When a beta OS does not work right I will not complain
    Doesn't apply to me.

    4- When someone says their Storm works fine, I will accept that they are not lying
    Lol, agreed.

    5- If I do not own a Storm I will not post about a Storm
    Lol, maybe this should be number 1?

    6- I will stop begging for new OS releases
    When we finally get an officially one I will.

    7- If I keep asking for replacements I love to gamble
    Lol, good point.

    8- Hourly updates about how my Storm is working is not necessary
    Thank you.

    9- If the phone ceases to fulfill my expectations I will return it and stop B****HING
    Agreed 100%!

    10- I accept the fact CK hates everyone but everyone loves him because without him these forums would be dull so cut him a break and embrace his anger.....
    LOL!
    Good post. Also added what I thought of them.
    01-29-09 08:21 AM
  4. storminsc's Avatar
    You left out -

    I will convince all of my friends to buy a storm, too!
    01-29-09 08:25 AM
  5. Bajanbastard's Avatar
    Numbers 1and 4 are needed. Number 5? Ha. You can ask people to stop having an opinion on the Storm just because they don't own one.

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    01-29-09 08:27 AM
  6. jdoc77's Avatar
    1- I will help new Storm owners get acquainted with their phone
    Fantastic idea. Even non-Storm Owners have helped with general use issues too.

    2- When a beta OS is released I will install it immediately
    If forcing someone to re-engineer their device's OS is a community necessity, could this not be wherein some of the problem lies?

    3- When a beta OS does not work right I will not complain
    This is common sense, yet if you have INSIGHT into how/why it doesn't work, that's different.

    4- When someone says their Storm works fine, I will accept that they are not lying
    Nobody has ever expected anything different. It's the idea that they gloss their OWN PERSONAL user experience to mean that the Storm is GENERALLY rock solid for everyone that has no basis in fact.

    5- If I do not own a Storm I will not post about a Storm
    Your ownership of the device does not give you ownership of its free speech.

    6- I will stop begging for new OS releases
    Who begs for OS releases anyway?

    7- If I keep asking for replacements I love to gamble
    This is a given. Gambling is legal.

    8- Hourly updates about how my Storm is working is not necessary
    But of course! And constant retorts about how YOUR storm IS working in response are equally silly

    9- If the phone ceases to fulfill my expectations I will return it and stop B****HING
    I've never been in favor of people coming here and "yelling" they LOVE or HATE the phone in general. An honest review of why it does or doesn't work will suffice.

    10- I accept the fact CK hates everyone but everyone loves him because without him these forums would be dull so cut him a break and embrace his anger.....
    It's difficult to embrace him physically. Have you seen him? Handsome devil to be sure...
    Obviously my comments in bold.

    It's a great idea with the exceptions noted. Nobody will follow user generated rules, though.
    Last edited by jdoc77; 01-29-09 at 08:55 AM.
    01-29-09 08:44 AM
  7. asylvia's Avatar
    hah, that's great
    01-29-09 08:46 AM
  8. rellims's Avatar
    Jdoc77...I have never seen CK, only his baby (I think -avatar-). I just love how everyone banters back and fourth with him and he has become the most hated hater in these sub forums.

    If you don't like hearing what he has to say ignore him,there are no rules saying you have to reply. The other option is to sit back and be entertained.
    01-29-09 08:14 PM
  9. jdoc77's Avatar
    CK has a picture of himself floating around here... somewheres.
    01-29-09 08:30 PM
  10. Erick09's Avatar
    AMAZING
    " I swear to uphold said comandments "
    01-29-09 10:02 PM
  11. dibs ODDJOB's Avatar
    5- If I do not own a Storm I will not post about a Storm
    10 Commandments of owning a Storm

    So...isn't #5 contradictory? If these are commandments for Storm owners, doesn't NOT owning a Storm clear you of these commandments? Like a Buddhist doesn't follow the 10 Commandments that Moses gave out, right?

    meh, I agree with #5 anyways.
    01-30-09 12:14 AM
  12. cereal killer's Avatar
    Jdoc77...I have never seen CK, only his baby (I think -avatar-). I just love how everyone banters back and fourth with him and he has become the most hated hater in these sub forums.

    If you don't like hearing what he has to say ignore him,there are no rules saying you have to reply. The other option is to sit back and be entertained.
    And I used to like you at one time ; )

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    01-30-09 12:27 AM
  13. jdoc77's Avatar
    meh, I agree with #5 anyways.
    So you agree that Storm owners who don't own a Storm shouldn't post negative comments about the Storm.

    Hey.. me too! Good point!
    01-30-09 12:38 AM
  14. rellims's Avatar
    And I used to like you at one time ; )

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    Don't get me wrong CK, I personally like you here, its priceless entertainment!
    01-30-09 08:59 AM
  15. calvinosaurus's Avatar
    Haha I lol'd
    01-30-09 09:14 AM
  16. niSmo.'s Avatar
    Haha pretty good list you have there!
    01-30-09 10:24 AM
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