[digital_cataclysm]

Going for the ludacris here, figured I'd add my own (insert whatever) vs the Storm. What's one more?

Storm:$199.00 - $500.00
Block of Cheese:$2.35
Winner- Cheese.

Storm:Phone, eMail and tasks.
Block of Cheese: doesn't allow you to communicate with other people. Unless you're nuts.
Winner- Storm.

Storm:fits easily into pocket.
Block of Cheese:fits easily into a lunchbox.
Winner- Draw.

Storm:looks impressive.
Block of Cheese:makes women back away from you slowly when you take it out in the nightclub.
Winner- Storm.

Storm:terrible tasting.
Block of Cheese: mighty d@mn good with a burger.
Winner- Cheese.

Storm:when dropped, requires technical service.
Block of Cheese:when dropped, requires 5-second rule.
Winner- Cheese.

Overall tally:
Storm - 3 out of 6.
Block of Cheese - 4 out of 6.
Winner: CHEESE!

That settles it. My next phone is going to be a hunk of cheddar.

[bigbirdlarry]

hilarious.....

[noaim]

storm - 199
women - well....
winner: woman still..


Storm fits in the pocket
Women: sometimes wants to get in the pocket but....
winner: draw

Storm: works well at a dinner table
Woman: Well I probably wouldn't have a really good dinner without (well appreciate those cooking women out there)
winner: women

i guess after thinking about this post and realizing one key thing..

The storm kind of add's to the beauty of having a woman.. you can talk together take pictures of her take videos of her.. you can communicate with eachother while away..

so why not just have both

[jenaywins]

This is by far the best thread ever. OP, I commend you.

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[pink_piggy]

LOL this is hilarious!

but you paid $2.35 for a block of cheese? OMG! Way too much

[corychevalier]

what type of cheese are we talking about here? Gorgonzola??

[SFXBrandon]

And how big is the block of cheese?

12''x12''x12''?

[anon(52425)]

Muenster

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[digital_cataclysm]

Storm: left out in the open, people gather and ask questions.
Block of Cheese: left out in the open, kind of smells and gathers flies.
Winner- Storm.

Storm: offers so many features, consumers will enjoy it daily.
Block of Cheese: consuming too much daily will probably just make you run for the toilet a lot.
Winner- Storm.

Storm: when melted, may induce crying.
Block of Cheese: Stringy goodness for your mouth!
Winner- Cheese.

Storm: poses a danger when used driving.
Block of Cheese: poses a danger when thrown at other drivers.
Winner- Draw.

Storm: worst drawback is cleaning fingers on screen.
Block of Cheese: gives you cheesy fingers.
Winner- Draw.

Storm: sweet camera allows you to take photos anywhere!
Block of Cheese: nobody had embarrassing pictures of themselves uploaded to the internet by a hunk of Mozzarella.
Winner- Cheese.

*Tiebreaker*
You're stranded on a desert island with an amazingly hot supermodel and one 300 lb. Supply crate, to get you through till the rescue ship arrives.
Would you rather have,
A: 300 lbs.of Storms.
Or B: Cheese.

87% said cheese, because honestly, if you're on a desert island with a supermodel, at least ONE of you has to eat.

Winner:
STILL CHEESE! .
Haha.

[uncheels23]

This is the funniest thread I've read in awhile lol

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[CrustyPenguin]

epic win, good sir.

+5 interwebs.

[BBNoobie76]

i think someone has too much time on his hands.

Go play with your block of cheese!

[ever1ast]

lol...............