1. birdman_38's Avatar
    With the growing number of PlayBook owners disenfranchised with BlackBerry's noncommittal attitude toward the PlayBook, I thought it would be fun to start a non-serious thread with CB reader theories on why BB 10 for the PlayBook hasn't arrived yet. I'll start...
    06-05-13 01:00 AM
  2. birdman_38's Avatar
    All computers at BlackBerry's headquarters in Waterloo got upgraded to Windows 8, which lead to mass confusion.

    Posted via CB10
    06-05-13 01:02 AM
  3. antiRIM's Avatar
    There all on crack.
    06-05-13 01:14 AM
  4. birdman_38's Avatar
    There all on crack.
    Forgot to mention...keep it light, creative, clean lol.
    06-05-13 01:17 AM
  5. antiRIM's Avatar
    I forgot to mention...keep it light, creative, clean lol.
    Lol I figured it would fly considering the website were on
    06-05-13 01:23 AM
  6. bozvandam's Avatar
    I'll repeat my theory from earlier in this thread http://forums.crackberry.com/blackbe...1/#post8596867
    06-05-13 02:45 AM
  7. Innovatology's Avatar
    The marketing department decided to rename BB10 to BB7, to reflect the fact that the PlayBook is a 7" tablet, not a 10" one.
    amp323, Shantanu Gupta and tkgafs like this.
    06-05-13 03:01 AM
  8. FF22's Avatar
    They did upgrade it but forgot to change the Version number that shows on the pb.

    The BRIDGE is out and nobody at Rim can get to work.
    06-05-13 08:18 AM
  9. brucels's Avatar
    There all on crack.
    Where all on crack?
    anon(2757538) likes this.
    06-05-13 10:35 AM
  10. kbz1960's Avatar
    Possum.........
    06-05-13 10:39 AM
  11. z10fido's Avatar
    The future of mobile computing is no updates

    Posted via CB10
    06-05-13 10:58 AM
  12. lobitomalo's Avatar
    Hardware not mind good enough to support the new platform, and are focused on keeping afloat on new devices, knowing that many of the playbook users and platform changed to something more commercial and bulk, as in the case of android tablets or Ipad.Where the lack of quality in applications, and a shortage in them, have made a constant since its launch, do not want to spend their efforts to regain an audience and eseptico in something not dominate and prefer to focus their forces in what I take ahy, a messaging system, first, perfectly focused, people who do and do not have time to wait for some day work.
    06-05-13 11:10 AM
  13. yelmonster's Avatar
    The creative department of BlackBerry watched twilight... they've gone brain dead ever since.

    Posted via my sexy Z10.
    06-05-13 11:10 AM
  14. yelmonster's Avatar
    They've named new CB troll, Boy Ertanto as the project head for BlackBerry 10 on PB.

    Posted via my sexy Z10.
    06-05-13 11:12 AM
  15. kbz1960's Avatar
    Now they are focusing on making phones that reboot and screwing them up.
    Cynycl likes this.
    06-05-13 11:12 AM
  16. MasterOfBinary's Avatar
    The Playbook team got carried away playing NOVA 3.
    Shantanu Gupta and amp323 like this.
    06-05-13 11:35 AM
  17. birdman_38's Avatar
    After seeing how tiny the Q5 looked in his hand at the unveiling, Thor went into hiding. PlayBook's engineering department hasn't heard from him since.
    Last edited by birdman_38; 06-06-13 at 11:48 AM.
    06-05-13 11:51 AM
  18. psskid's Avatar
    They are waiting for carrier to release new software


    (haven't realized that playbooks don't have a sim card)

    Posted via CB10
    Omar Diamond likes this.
    06-05-13 12:31 PM
  19. z10fido's Avatar
    PlayBook. Where ideas go to die

    Posted via CB10
    Cynycl likes this.
    06-05-13 12:59 PM
  20. yelmonster's Avatar
    BlackBerry PlayBook team just recently discovered 9gag.com.

    Posted via my sexy Z10.
    06-05-13 06:22 PM
  21. Cynycl's Avatar
    They thought Chris Hadfield would tweet the update from space
    MasterOfBinary and Djlatino like this.
    06-05-13 06:25 PM
  22. yelmonster's Avatar
    The BlackBerry PlayBook team is so stuck in the past, if you ask them if the Apple guy died, they'd say Isaac Newton.

    Posted via my sexy Z10.
    Omar Diamond and Djlatino like this.
    06-05-13 08:33 PM
  23. Chaplain_Clancy's Avatar
    Someone dropped an iPhone and the entire town of Waterloo is now an fallout exclusion zone for the next 80 years.
    06-05-13 10:26 PM
  24. yelmonster's Avatar
    It rained Nokia 3310's on Waterloo.

    Posted via my sexy Z10.
    jeroen_13 likes this.
    06-05-13 11:55 PM
  25. eddy_berry's Avatar
    They lost the key to the Playbook development department and figured acting like it never existed in the first place was a more viable short term strategy than calling the locksmith.
    yelmonster likes this.
    06-06-13 12:02 AM
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