[Barracuda7772]

I don't think your playbook will work in Georgia and Texas

[bambinoitaliano]

You look like a clever helpful kind of yellow dog/wolf thingy anyway your not like this bunch of reprobates that are on my list, so could you tell me what is TSA?

Give it time, I'm sure your charm will bring it out of him

[bambinoitaliano]

I don't think your playbook will work in Georgia and Texas

Yeah, I think the governor of Texas Rick Perry just pass a law forbid the use of foreign tablets. That guy love to pass law that he can't understand.

[sad_old_man]

Yeah, I think the governor of Texas Rick Perry just pass a law forbid the use of foreign tablets. That guy love to pass law that he can't understand.

I'll fit right in just like a cows shoe fits it? I can speak American now yall! Stay cool my man!

[bambinoitaliano]

I'll fit right in just like a cows shoe fits it? I can speak American now yall! Stay cool my man!

Stay cool my man? That's like Fast Time At Richmont High talk or you're just channeling Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch.

[sad_old_man]

Stay cool my man? That's like Fast Time At Richmont High talk or you're just channeling Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch.

Wotcha tryin to say bro? I'm cool an I'm de man see! Huggy bear was American so?

[Barracuda7772]

Wotcha tryin to say bro? I'm cool an I'm de man see! Huggy bear was American so?

did you just say younwear Huggies ?

[sad_old_man]

did you just say younwear Huggies ?

That's accidental press of the 'n' key instead of the space bar happens to me as well! Does that mean I'm normal like wot you are?

[Barracuda7772]

That's accidental press of the 'n' key instead of the space bar happens to me as well! Does that mean I'm normal like wot you are?

the stupid n key is the main reason I want the bb10 keyboard or the option to put my own keyboard like swiftkey, I understand the bb10 keyboard is essentially swiftkey skinned

[sad_old_man]

the stupid n key is the main reason I want the bb10 keyboard or the option to put my own keyboard like swiftkey, I understand the bb10 keyboard is essentially swiftkey skinned

Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha........... Stop it yall makin me laff ize gonna bust wide open!

[FF22]

I don't think your playbook will work in Georgia and Texas

Why, aren't they right-to-work states?

[sad_old_man]

Stay cool my man? That's like Fast Time At Richmont High talk or you're just channeling Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch.

Just wait till your little green light comes on cat! And then, and then!

[FF22]

Just wait till your little green light comes on cat! And then, and then!

I was out practicing avoiding your missiles:

[Barracuda7772]

Why, aren't they right-to-work states?

for texas, the playbook is too small they like everything big
for georgia, playbook is not conservative enough it tried to hard to be different

[Gooseberry Falls]

I'll fit right in just like a cows shoe fits it? I can speak American now yall! Stay cool my man!

Huh? Cows don't wear shoes. Horses do!

[FF22]

Huh? Cows don't wear shoes. Horses do!

Check out man with cow shoes - Prohibition avoidance tool. SadOld might take notice:

Cow shoes used by Moonshiners in the Prohibition days to disguise their footprints, 1922 - Imgur

[sad_old_man]

Huh? Cows don't wear shoes. Horses do!

Why is everything so complicated in America. If horses can wear shoes then why can't cows? That's outright discrimination that is.

[bambinoitaliano]

Why is everything so complicated in America. If horses can wear shoes then why can't cows? That's outright discrimination that is.

Cows got bunions. Prone to tip over.

[sad_old_man]

Cows got bunions. Prone to tip over.

Now I understand. It's a bit like the problem haggis have that makes them easy to catch.

[bambinoitaliano]

Now I understand. It's a bit like the problem haggis have that makes them easy to catch.

Is that a character from Harry Potter?

[FF22]

Now I understand. It's a bit like the problem haggis have that makes them easy to catch.

Oh, is haggis related to the common cold - also easy to catch.

[FF22]

Is that a character from Harry Potter?

Hagrid, silly! I don't think even he would eat haggis.

[bambinoitaliano]

Hagrid, silly! I don't think even he would eat haggis.

It's difficult to understand that old man's words. Not even google can translate sometimes.

[FF22]

It's difficult to understand that old man's words. Not even google can translate sometimes.

While I should stand shoulder to shoulder (figuratively speaking, of course) with my fellow oldster, sometimes you just have to be honest - I agree with you!

[sad_old_man]

Is that a character from Harry Potter?

I can tell I'm not going to like your heathen country. It's full of heathens isn't it. Don't even know what a haggis is. The oldest and most well respected animal in scotland don't you know? No wonder I'll starve to death!