Originally Posted by
sad_old_man Most importantly you should never plan anything important unless you follow the golden rules!
1. Before even attempting to consider your decision, go down into your cellar.
2. Make sure the cellar door is locked.
3. Make sure your cellar is well stocked.
4. Check that you have a sufficient supply of pasties (of your choice but preferably cornish oggies).
5. Start off slowly by sitting comfortably.
6. Open a bottle.
7. Pour a large drink.
8. Browse the web on your playbook searching for "best tablet".
9. Each time you visit a new site, have a drink (I suggest at least a glass full based upon size of glass).
10. When you have a minimum of five empty bottles rolling around on the cellar floor, begin to analyse your findings from the web.
11. Become confused by your analysis and open another bottle.
12. You are now in the perfect mental condition to make any major decision.
There will however be a 99.9% chance though that at this point you will decide that you love your pb and keep it. Sad I know but one he'll of a decision making process! Better than all this 'think tank' and 'brainstorming' bull****.
Come to think of it, if everyone had chosen this form of analytical decision making we wouldn't be here would we? Or would we?
ps I'm definitely not in my cellar I lied as I said it, but you can't see me anyway!