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  1. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    No, you know my address, Bush #13. That was clearly Bush #55 under attack.
    sad_old_man likes this.
    05-31-13 07:18 AM
  2. Barracuda7772's Avatar
    No, you know my address, Bush #13. That was clearly Bush #55 under attack.
    bush 55 of how many exactly ?
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    05-31-13 07:39 AM
  3. Barracuda7772's Avatar
    is that the sound of the old man breeding red foxes and red squirells ?
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    05-31-13 07:41 AM
  4. sad_old_man's Avatar
    No, you know my address, Bush #13. That was clearly Bush #55 under attack.
    I've been ripped off again. When I put that contract out on you the fox assured me he could read! Well clearly not!
    05-31-13 07:41 AM
  5. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    Yeah, the fox has to be able to read numbers and have access to jet travel. You need to specify that in your advertisement. Last count there were 78,482,831 bushes in 80 countries. He will be quite ill if he has to eat every gooseberry to honor your contract. How much are you paying him?
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    05-31-13 09:30 AM
  6. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Yeah, the fox has to be able to read numbers and have access to jet travel. You need to specify that in your advertisement. Last count there were 78,482,831 bushes in 80 countries. He will be quite ill if he has to eat every gooseberry to honor your contract. How much are you paying him?
    A lot and I mean a lot of cash changed hands. 2.78p, 1 x Mars Bar, 1 x Packet of salted peanuts, 1 x Chicken Korma curry with egg fried rice and a 10 voucher for Amazon.

    All that and he let me down!
    05-31-13 09:43 AM
  7. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    A lot and I mean a lot of cash changed hands. 2.78p, 1 x Mars Bar, 1 x Packet of salted peanuts, 1 x Chicken Korma curry with egg fried rice and a 10 voucher for Amazon.

    All that and he let me down!
    That was one sly, crafty fox. He had you over a barrel. I think most foxes (pl.?) are only asking for a stick of Old Spice deodorant (to take the hounds off their trail) for a gooseberry hit.
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    05-31-13 10:33 AM
  8. sad_old_man's Avatar
    That was one sly, crafty fox. He had you over a barrel. I think most foxes (pl.?) are only asking for a stick of Old Spice deodorant (to take the hounds off their trail) for a gooseberry hit.
    Ok ok I'll fall for it! What or who is a (pl.?)? You do it every time don't you. It's as if you just can't help yourself. "I'll post a comment that the thick old guy will understand and then just slip one big word, or some description of a person that he doesn't understand, hee hee!).

    (faint sounds of quacking as six baby ducks walk away dismayed muttering between themselves, ring the rspca and tell them we've been kidnapped by an unwanted misfit).
    05-31-13 12:32 PM
  9. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    I was debating what the plural of "fox" was...LOL. "Foxes" didn't look or sound right. By the way, foxes and baby ducks don't mix well, either...
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    05-31-13 01:36 PM
  10. sad_old_man's Avatar
    I was debating what the plural of "fox" was...LOL. "Foxes" didn't look or sound right. By the way, foxes and baby ducks don't mix well, either...
    Neither do ice cream, sad old men and flippant overeducated intellectual gooseberries!
    05-31-13 02:39 PM
  11. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Dear members of this hallowed forum!

    It is not like I to cast nastercians on another members character but I must enlighten you on the constant onslaught I have suffered form another member. It's been non stop for nearly four years at least if not twelve years?
    Attached Thumbnails PlayBook dumb tablet testing results.-159px-cat_w-machine_gun.jpg  
    09-07-13 12:25 PM
  12. Cynycl's Avatar
    Dear members of this hallowed forum!

    It is not like I to cast nastercians on another members character but I must enlighten you on the constant onslaught I have suffered form another member. It's been non stop for nearly four years at least if not twelve years?
    Too bad he's a bad shot

    Never send a cat to do a baby's job
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    09-07-13 01:47 PM
  13. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Join the queue!
    FF22 likes this.
    09-07-13 02:14 PM
  14. FF22's Avatar
    What this a Dumb TABLET thread or just a DUMB THREAD?!!!???!
    09-07-13 06:02 PM
  15. sad_old_man's Avatar
    What this a Dumb TABLET thread or just a DUMB THREAD?!!!???!
    Well I'm dumb? What do you expect?
    09-08-13 06:27 AM
  16. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Well I'm dumb? What do you expect?
    No argument here
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    09-08-13 06:57 AM
  17. sad_old_man's Avatar
    No argument here
    Typical!
    09-08-13 07:07 AM
  18. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Typical!
    of?
    sad_old_man likes this.
    09-08-13 07:08 AM
  19. sad_old_man's Avatar
    of?
    A juvenile delinquent!
    09-08-13 07:21 AM
  20. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    A juvenile delinquent!
    new cocktail? Can you share the recipe?
    sad_old_man likes this.
    09-08-13 07:26 AM
  21. sad_old_man's Avatar
    new cocktail? Can you share the recipe?
    Easy peesy?

    1 Plump Duck (English version FAT)
    1 Gooseberry
    1 Stupid Flea Ridden Cat
    1 Evil Baby (minus nappy)

    Insert the ingredients into a juicer (large). Add I clove of garlic and 3 gallons of aviation fuel and blend until smooth. Pour into a large bucket and stir vigorously with a dutch woman/man. Stand well back and throw a lit match into the bucket!
    09-08-13 07:55 AM
  22. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Kaboom! And the result is you? No thanks!

    Posted via CB10
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    09-08-13 08:04 AM
  23. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Kaboom! And the result is you? No thanks!

    Posted via CB10
    Hangover have we!!!!!! Ha you should be a pillar of sobriety like myself?
    09-08-13 08:08 AM
  24. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Being so close, my inventions for the mobile phone particularly suited to this area have been very successful indeed! Here is the latest news idea?
    Attached Thumbnails PlayBook dumb tablet testing results.-2.jpg  
    09-08-13 08:27 AM
  25. sad_old_man's Avatar
    And here's my inventions for when I return to my beloved Flodira!
    Attached Thumbnails PlayBook dumb tablet testing results.-hands-free-cell-phone.jpg  
    09-08-13 08:30 AM
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