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  1. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    While I'm out shopping I'll get a orangutan then eh?
    I'm sure that codename_artemis will substitute for you.
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    07-18-13 02:01 PM
  2. Carl Estes's Avatar
    I'm sure that codename_artemis will substitute for you.
    Nah, he'll just want to put his ******* into brandy.
    Open container laws.......
    C
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    07-18-13 03:14 PM
  3. FF22's Avatar
    Yeah, but yellow means gun it! Actually, right turn on red is permissible.
    Let's really confuse him. Left turns on RED are also permitted from a Two-way street to a One-Way Street (but for clarity, only if the one-way street to the left is going LEFT!
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    07-18-13 05:18 PM
  4. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    Let's really confuse him. Left turns on RED are also permitted from a Two-way street to a One-Way Street (but for clarity, only if the one-way street to the left is going LEFT!
    I guess so he doesn't implicate the polar bear and gooseberry at his traffic hearing, we should qualify that these maneuvers should only be done safely, e.g. not hitting any pedestrians and watching for oncoming traffic. He'll learn when enough people honk and curse at him.
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    07-18-13 05:27 PM
  5. untakenusername's Avatar
    While I'm out shopping I'll get a orangutan then eh?
    Oh dear lord. Whilst!!!

    Standards dear boy

    That didn't sound right in a geordie accent....

    Sh1t. Didn't sound correct

    Where is the rabbit hole......?
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    07-18-13 05:52 PM
  6. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    What's with the **** if your turning right you go through red lights?????????????

    RED LIGHTS MEAN STOP!
    Not in merica , especially not in Florida.
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    07-18-13 08:00 PM
  7. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Let's really confuse him. Left turns on RED are also permitted from a Two-way street to a One-Way Street (but for clarity, only if the one-way street to the left is going LEFT!
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    07-18-13 08:02 PM
  8. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    [QUOE=sad_old_man;8845473]Sod off baby I'm going to see Mirrabell!
    You mean her? She's HOT!!!!!

    C

    p.s. She got a nice tail.........

    c[/QUOTE]
    ermmmmm, that's not a tail.....
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    07-18-13 08:04 PM
  9. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Can't even seem to eat without someone staring at me?
    07-19-13 06:16 AM
  10. Cynycl's Avatar
    Well folks down there are only used to seeing fairies not lepra-gnomes
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    07-19-13 07:31 AM
  11. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Well folks down there are only used to seeing fairies not lepra-gnomes
    Oh the helpful baby returns!

    You lot have this silly habit of fork in left hand knife in right hand. You then cut your food, put your knife down, change the fork to your right hand and eat. Then you repeat the process all over again. What's all that about?
    07-19-13 07:45 AM
  12. FF22's Avatar
    Oh the helpful baby returns!

    You lot have this silly habit of fork in left hand knife in right hand. You then cut your food, put your knife down, change the fork to your right hand and eat. Then you repeat the process all over again. What's all that about?
    It slows down eating and thereby holds down our obesity rates. Can you imagine what they would be without that eating style!
    07-19-13 08:36 AM
  13. Carl Estes's Avatar
    Oh the helpful baby returns!

    You lot have this silly habit of fork in left hand knife in right hand. You then cut your food, put your knife down, change the fork to your right hand and eat. Then you repeat the process all over again. What's all that about?
    It's called excercise. It's part of the New Get Fit program that is coming from "up on high".........

    Also, maybe that's why people are "watching you", they sense an interloper..........

    C
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    07-19-13 08:40 AM
  14. Carl Estes's Avatar
    It slows down eating and thereby holds down our obesity rates. Can you imagine what they would be without that eating style!
    To bad he wasn't in the states during the hot dog stuffing, er, I mean eating contest.

    C
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    07-19-13 08:41 AM
  15. Carl Estes's Avatar
    Can't even seem to eat without someone staring at me?
    Go to Hooters Man! There, they won't be staring at you...........

    C
    07-19-13 08:42 AM
  16. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    Oh the helpful baby returns!

    You lot have this silly habit of fork in left hand knife in right hand. You then cut your food, put your knife down, change the fork to your right hand and eat. Then you repeat the process all over again. What's all that about?
    Well, we're a little better than the Tazmanian Devil:
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    07-19-13 08:54 AM
  17. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    It slows down eating and thereby holds down our obesity rates. Can you imagine what they would be without that eating style!
    contrary to the evidence, i think it's to make people feel less guilty of gluttony.
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    07-19-13 09:24 AM
  18. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Go to Hooters Man! There, they won't be staring at you...........

    C
    It will be different kind of staring.....
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    07-19-13 09:25 AM
  19. Carl Estes's Avatar
    It will be different kind of staring.....
    I hope he takes his "new" mirrored shades so he doesn't get tagged as a L_S_O_M...........

    C
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    07-19-13 10:01 AM
  20. Cynycl's Avatar
    deviating from the thread topic.......

    playbook glt an update today. Oragami browser finally hit the latest apps in crapworld.

    all is not lost.....cept of course if you are SOM...and you have no idea where you are or why you went there.
    07-19-13 11:41 AM
  21. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    deviating from the thread topic.......

    playbook glt an update today. Oragami browser finally hit the latest apps in crapworld.

    all is not lost.....cept of course if you are SOM...and you have no idea where you are or why you went there.
    Shhh. He's not online and might be actually working?...US taxpayer's dollars at work (wasted?)...
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    07-19-13 11:52 AM
  22. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Shhh. He's not online and might be actually working?...US taxpayer's dollars at work (wasted?)...
    STOP with the shhh illegitimate grape!

    I start on the 29th which pisses me off apart from the fact that your paying for it from day 1! Ha ha.

    I also know exactly where I am, IN HELL!

    I also know why I'm here, BECAUSE YOUR PAYING ME FORTUNES TO BE HERE!

    For the rest of you, NO I don't get honked at when I don't go through red traffic lights! When was the last time you honked at a CIA vehicle?

    Everyone knows I'm English, why?

    Everyone asks me stupid questions, why?
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    07-19-13 12:37 PM
  23. jpash549's Avatar
    STOP with the shhh illegitimate grape!

    I start on the 29th which pisses me off apart from the fact that your paying for it from day 1! Ha ha.

    I also know exactly where I am, IN HELL!

    I also know why I'm here, BECAUSE YOUR PAYING ME FORTUNES TO BE HERE!

    For the rest of you, NO I don't get honked at when I don't go through red traffic lights! When was the last time you honked at a CIA vehicle?

    Everyone knows I'm English, why?

    Everyone asks me stupid questions, why?
    Some of us are under the impression that the present day English are smart, clever and well informed like Newton and Shakespeare and Maxwell, a Scot. Some of us even trace part of our ancestry back to that place even though it was many years ago. Thus we like to ask questions about the jolly old place. And hope to glean some useful info. You fooled the US government.

    Now that you have time on your hands you can visit the Hemingway house and see the six toed cats and then tour the two Sloppy Joe's and look for some Parrotheads. Take a cab or get a designated driver.

    Oh! People wouldn't stare at you if you quit wearing that shirt with the big Union Jack on the front.

    Hell is when the hurricane comes.

    Sent from my Nexus 7 using CB Forums mobile app
    Last edited by jpash549; 07-19-13 at 01:54 PM.
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    07-19-13 01:38 PM
  24. Carl Estes's Avatar
    STOP with the shhh illegitimate grape!

    I start on the 29th which pisses me off apart from the fact that your paying for it from day 1! Ha ha.
    A: I guess you had trouble with the Travelocity website???

    I also know exactly where I am, IN HELL!
    B: No, you are in "Flodira", check your tickets!!!!!

    I also know why I'm here, BECAUSE YOUR PAYING ME FORTUNES TO BE HERE!
    C: Got nuthin' on this one, US Government......sigh...........

    For the rest of you, NO I don't get honked at when I don't go through red traffic lights! When was the last time you honked at a CIA vehicle?
    D: I stay away from ANY vehicle with a "G" plate on it. I have my reason......

    Everyone knows I'm English, why?
    E: Just look at you.....

    Everyone asks me stupid questions, why?
    F: Just listen to you.......

    C


    C
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    07-19-13 02:08 PM
  25. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Hell is when the hurricane comes.
    No, hurricans are - to non-natives - an easy ticket out of the US...
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    07-19-13 02:13 PM
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