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  1. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    Ok duck don't blame me! No wonder you never win a war when your own defense department can't make their mind up where they want to pay me to go. I was going to seven different places at one point and even now, at the twelfth hour it may still change. How do you lot survive?

    Anyway I have a nice car waiting (no comments from you again cat) when I arrive tomorrow evening and they have even lent me an egg beater in case I need to go places? (concerned).

    I bought some shades!!!!!! I love this American language, and I'm cool dude.

    Catch yall on the flip side babe, I'm down and gone!

    Love it just love it!!!!!!
    Blimey. This is going to be bloody awful...he's off his trolley!
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    07-17-13 12:45 PM
  2. Cynycl's Avatar
    Blimey. This is going to be bloody awful...he's off his trolley!
    or off his double decker bus
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    07-17-13 04:04 PM
  3. Carl Estes's Avatar
    or off his double decker bus
    Just wait a few days. He will start to show signs of Kidney Pie withdrawal, He'll be missing his Bangers, and looking for an abandoned basement/ cellar substitute.

    Be afraid.
    Be very afraid...........

    C
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    07-17-13 04:59 PM
  4. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    That is if he isn't lost in some island being chase by a smoke monster.
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    07-17-13 06:09 PM
  5. Cynycl's Avatar
    a giant stogie smokin mouse monster
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    07-17-13 09:00 PM
  6. Carl Estes's Avatar
    a giant stogie smokin mouse monster
    A giant pastie lookin, sunglass wearin, stogie smokin mouse monster on the third floor of the Bull and The Whistle (see above) with the Rochdale Cowboy at his side...........

    C
    sad_old_man likes this.
    07-18-13 08:46 AM
  7. sad_old_man's Avatar
    I can hear you riff raff you know?
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    07-18-13 09:02 AM
  8. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    I can hear you riff raff you know?
    Hey you. You better be working. That's tax payer's time you know! Survived your first night, I see. How many whotsits are left?
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    07-18-13 09:08 AM
  9. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Hey you. You better be working. That's tax payer's time you know! Survived your first night, I see. How many whotsits are left?
    Don't you start laughing you faceless armless legless hairy green misfit grape you. This is awful.
    07-18-13 09:13 AM
  10. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    Don't you start laughing you faceless armless legless hairy green misfit grape you. This is awful.
    LOL.LOL.LOL..LOL. How's zipping around town in that Escalade? LOL. LOL.LOL.LOL.
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    07-18-13 09:16 AM
  11. sad_old_man's Avatar
    LOL.LOL.LOL..LOL. How's zipping around town in that Escalade? LOL. LOL.LOL.LOL.
    What you mean the black greyhound bus? It's got black windows and everything and comes with regulation sunglasses stored in the dash. Sorry shades, oh bollocks to the language. It's a bit like a bus driving CIA agent! People keep looking at me when I stop at the lights. Oh and what's this **** about drivers going through red lights?
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    07-18-13 09:21 AM
  12. Carl Estes's Avatar
    Well, look at what they get to look at:

    A giant pastie lookin, sunglass wearin, stogie smokin mouse monster on the third floor of the Bull and The Whistle (see above) with the Rochdale Cowboy at his side...........
    c
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    07-18-13 09:27 AM
  13. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    What you mean the black greyhound bus? It's got black windows and everything and comes with regulation sunglasses stored in the dash. Sorry shades, oh bollocks to the language. It's a bit like a bus driving CIA agent! People keep looking at me when I stop at the lights. Oh and what's this **** about drivers going through red lights?
    Ahh, great. The "Men in Black" look. Please limit the road kill to bugs, worms, and other invertebrates if you can...
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    07-18-13 09:28 AM
  14. Carl Estes's Avatar
    Ahh, great. The "Men in Black" look. Please limit the road kill to bugs, worms, and other invertebrates if you can...
    REMEMBER: to point the Neuralizer in the right direction (away from yourself) before you wipe peoples memory........

    c
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    07-18-13 09:30 AM
  15. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Ahh, great. The "Men in Black" look. Please limit the road kill to bugs, worms, and other invertebrates if you can...
    What's with the **** if your turning right you go through red lights?????????????

    RED LIGHTS MEAN STOP!
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    07-18-13 09:39 AM
  16. Cynycl's Avatar
    What's with the **** if your turning right you go through red lights?????????????

    RED LIGHTS MEAN STOP!
    You got to go with tbe flow man.
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    07-18-13 09:40 AM
  17. sad_old_man's Avatar
    You got to go with tbe flow man.
    Sod off baby I'm going to see Mirrabell!
    07-18-13 09:49 AM
  18. Carl Estes's Avatar
    [QUOE=sad_old_man;8845473]Sod off baby I'm going to see Mirrabell![/QUOTE]

    You mean her? She's HOT!!!!!

    C

    p.s. She got a nice tail.........

    c
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    07-18-13 10:05 AM
  19. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    What's with the **** if your turning right you go through red lights?????????????

    RED LIGHTS MEAN STOP!
    Yeah, but yellow means gun it! Actually, right turn on red is permissible.
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    07-18-13 10:08 AM
  20. jpash549's Avatar
    What's with the **** if your turning right you go through red lights?????????????

    RED LIGHTS MEAN STOP!
    Right turn Clyde.

    Sent from my Nexus 7 using CB Forums mobile app
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    07-18-13 11:50 AM
  21. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Right turn Clyde.

    Sent from my Nexus 7 using CB Forums mobile app
    Who's Clyde? I've just had an interesting conversation with Malcolm?

    When I called him/her it sounded like a woman! Anyway apparently Malcolm wants me to go and live in the sea? I'm not sure if I've just bought a house or a boat?

    Well it was a good trip back to the sailors retreat but I still can't get the hang of driving through red lights!
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    07-18-13 12:17 PM
  22. Carl Estes's Avatar
    Yeah, but yellow means gun it! Actually, right turn on red is permissible.
    He's not used the the right vs left side of the driving bits here............ They are backwards over the pond....

    C
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    07-18-13 12:19 PM
  23. jpash549's Avatar
    Who's Clyde? I've just had an interesting conversation with Malcolm?

    When I called him/her it sounded like a woman! Anyway apparently Malcolm wants me to go and live in the sea? I'm not sure if I've just bought a house or a boat?

    Well it was a good trip back to the sailors retreat but I still can't get the hang of driving through red lights!
    Now see this.


    http://m.youtube.com/?reload=7&rdm=0...?v=i98QrSSHxo4
    07-18-13 12:28 PM
  24. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Now see this.


    YouTube
    While I'm out shopping I'll get a orangutan then eh?
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    07-18-13 12:40 PM
  25. Carl Estes's Avatar
    While I'm out shopping I'll get a orangutan then eh?
    Yes, you can! But when you take him back with you, you will have to teach him "Left turn Clyde"

    C
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    07-18-13 01:56 PM
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