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  1. FF22's Avatar
    I can see this is not going to be as easy as I thought. Do you think they'll notice that I'm English?
    The leprechaun look will make you look Irish. A chip off the ol' block - of the Blarney Stone.
    07-06-13 10:26 AM
  2. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Oh...wait i'm dancing to that song again...


    They will see you a mile off.....
    Why? What am I doing wrong?
    07-06-13 12:33 PM
  3. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    Why? What am I doing wrong?
    Everything? Keep your mouth stuffed with wotsits. Wot a limey bloke. Pretty good, huh?
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    07-06-13 09:25 PM
  4. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Why? What am I doing wrong?
    pasties crumbs on the side of your mouth maybe?
    sad_old_man likes this.
    07-06-13 10:57 PM
  5. sad_old_man's Avatar
    pasties crumbs on the side of your mouth maybe?
    Am I ok to keep the bottles of brandy in my pockets?
    07-07-13 07:25 AM
  6. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Am I ok to keep the bottles of brandy in my pockets?
    Just tell them it's your dialysis bag for your kidneys.
    sad_old_man likes this.
    07-07-13 09:00 AM
  7. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Just tell them it's your dialysis bag for your kidneys.
    Tell who?
    07-07-13 09:23 AM
  8. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Tell who?
    Whoever you ask permission to keep your brandy bottles! Are you senile!!
    07-07-13 09:53 AM
  9. FF22's Avatar
    Am I ok to keep the bottles of brandy in my pockets?
    I had a hell of a time with a nectarine once - so plan on any eventuality.

    Then there was the half hour examination of 3 weeks worth of dirty clothes because "SHE" did not believe that I purchased nothing in Europe while there for 3 weeks. Seriously: "Would you like to change your 'No' answer before I inspect your three pieces of luggage?!!!?" Me: "No, I did not buy anything other than food!" She: "Okay (rumages for half an hour). I guess you did not buy anything!!!" Me, only slightly cocky: "That's what I said!"

    Enjoy your stay once you actually get IN!
    07-07-13 10:40 AM
  10. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Whoever you ask permission to keep your brandy bottles! Are you senile!!
    Now it's you that's showing your daftness! Of course I'm senile fool! You don't think I've worked hard all my life to get to my age and have nothing to show for it do you?

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    07-07-13 01:20 PM
  11. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Enjoy your stay once you actually get IN!
    Worrying about getting IN shouldn't be your first concern, I would worry about getting OUT of the UK, as the local authorities might not want to let you go just yet!
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    07-07-13 01:30 PM
  12. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Worrying about getting IN shouldn't be your first concern, I would worry about getting OUT of the UK, as the local authorities might not want to let you go just yet!
    Get on down Bro! I iz cool wid dem fuzzez. They are my bros don't cha know my man? Dey iz in my poketttt!

    Posted via CB10
    07-07-13 01:38 PM
  13. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    You don't have to convince me, you'll have to convince them!
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    07-07-13 02:01 PM
  14. sad_old_man's Avatar
    You don't have to convince me, you'll have to convince them!
    Am I going wrong somewhere? Accent? Dialect?

    Posted via CB10
    07-07-13 02:11 PM
  15. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Trying to hard, maybe?
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    07-07-13 02:13 PM
  16. FF22's Avatar
    Am I going wrong somewhere? Accent? Dialect?

    Posted via CB10
    I do you think need a dialect couch. Yes, I said COUCH! Time to lie down while we get your blankie and binky.
    07-07-13 02:36 PM
  17. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Trying to hard, maybe?
    I was starting to break out in a sweat then. I'm chillin dude, I'm a chillin now!

    Better?
    07-07-13 02:45 PM
  18. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    I was starting to break out in a sweat then. I'm chillin dude, I'm a chillin now!

    Better?
    Skype!! Oh, wrong thread.....
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    07-07-13 03:13 PM
  19. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Skype!! Oh, wrong thread.....
    Sticks and stones can't hurt my......

    Sticks and stones can change my words.............

    Sticks ad stones can break my bones
    But custard............

    GET lost cat!
    bambinoitaliano likes this.
    07-07-13 03:54 PM
  20. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Sticks and stones can't hurt my......

    Sticks and stones can change my words.............

    Sticks ad stones can break my bones
    But custard............

    GET lost cat!
    All the king's men could not put sad_old_man together with custard again?
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    07-07-13 05:14 PM
  21. sad_old_man's Avatar
    All the king's men could not put sad_old_man together with custard again?
    I wasn't in that nursery ryme, was I?
    07-07-13 05:20 PM
  22. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    Am I going wrong somewhere? Accent? Dialect?

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    Nobody >12 yo speaks like that. You are going wrong with age. Second childhood?
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    07-07-13 05:29 PM
  23. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Nobody >12 yo speaks like that. You are going wrong with age. Second childhood?
    Premature puberty. All kinds of crazy with that old man. He doesn't sleep.
    sad_old_man likes this.
    07-07-13 05:42 PM
  24. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Nobody >12 yo speaks like that. You are going wrong with age. Second childhood?
    Hey you just hold your boots on a minute! I HAVN'T had my first childhood yet and your telling me my second one is nearly over! Wo is me alas alack I am forsaken. Where's my cellar key, I'll show them!
    07-07-13 05:46 PM
  25. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    Hey you just hold your boots on a minute! I HAVN'T had my first childhood yet and your telling me my second one is nearly over! Wo is me alas alack I am forsaken. Where's my cellar key, I'll show them!
    You need to emulate Dr. House!
    sad_old_man likes this.
    07-07-13 08:15 PM
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