1. Cynycl's Avatar
    Ooh! Oooohhhh! Want one, wants one, wants me all I is doin? Gimme gimme gimme?

    Posted via CB10
    Well to be a proper squadron leader you need to buy them both, one for each hand. You'll need to drink from a straw tho, but we can finagle something into your mask.

    All you need now is a certified cheque and you are all set to invade North Korea. I hear they gots lots of bamboo trees for youze to shoot down
    04-01-14 12:03 PM
  2. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Well to be a proper squadron leader you need to buy them both, one for each hand. You'll need to drink from a straw tho, but we can finagle something into your mask.

    All you need now is a certified cheque and you are all set to invade North Korea. I hear they gots lots of bamboo trees for youze to shoot down
    Shuddup duck!
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    04-01-14 12:08 PM
  3. dphjeff's Avatar
    Ooh! Oooohhhh! Want one, wants one, wants me all I is doin? Gimme gimme gimme?

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    You can't have them. I needs them for my fund raiser. I'm going to make big monies selling them there PlayBook's.

    Posted via CB10
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    04-01-14 12:14 PM
  4. Pete The Penguin's Avatar
    Not worried about the accountant, he is just a number cruncher. It's the end user of the information that's got me worried.

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    Get them drunk too...
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    04-01-14 12:56 PM
  5. Pete The Penguin's Avatar
    Two limited edition Blackberry Playbooks for sale. These units have the long awaited and highly sought after security patch. That's right the final update for the classic Playbook. More rare than a flappy bird, lessen you counts the bearded duck. The GPS chip has only had momentary use. This unit is not even broke in. The mail app is so new that you have to enter your password every time you wake the screen. The browser has limited mileage and it crashes closes roughly every 6 to 8 minutes to protect the screen and save on battery life. You will not find another unit like this anywhere. Act fast, these beauties won't last long.

    Serious enquiries only. No test pilots.
    I'll give you a box of teabags, a box of JellyBabies and a ride in me TARDIS.

    Deal?
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    04-01-14 12:58 PM
  6. Pete The Penguin's Avatar
    Nah, not for me, that should have been for "the monkey" about a year ago.......

    c
    I'm not going anywhere near the monkey... he made a mess last time...
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    04-01-14 12:58 PM
  7. Pete The Penguin's Avatar
    Can someone please scratch my toenails

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    Don't I know you from somewhere?
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    04-01-14 12:59 PM
  8. Pete The Penguin's Avatar
    Wait till you as ad your hairs cut see eh? She is bein all over yous like a rash?

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    You got a rash? I got some cream for that
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    04-01-14 01:00 PM
  9. dphjeff's Avatar
    Get them drunk too...
    Hey now thats an ider Y didn't I thunk of that. I cans get thm drunk and have a few myself. Your a smart likkle groundhog type thingy.
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    04-01-14 01:01 PM
  10. Pete The Penguin's Avatar
    Hey now thats an ider Y didn't I thunk of that. I cans get thm drunk and have a few myself. Your a smart likkle groundhog type thingy.
    It's all the JellyBabies wot does it.
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    04-01-14 01:03 PM
  11. dphjeff's Avatar
    It's all the JellyBabies wot does it.
    Does they make jellybabies beer to make me more smarter?
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    04-01-14 01:06 PM
  12. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Does they make jellybabies beer to make me more smarter?
    Yous is smart nuff for a duck......pick the bokkles up and continue as normal?
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    04-01-14 01:14 PM
  13. Cynycl's Avatar
    You can't have them. I needs them for my fund raiser. I'm going to make big monies selling them there PlayBook's.

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    Just mail Bronco Bama one of your turds and tell him to keep the change.
    04-01-14 01:14 PM
  14. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Just mail Bronco Bama one of your turds and tell him to keep the change.
    Ooze he?
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    04-01-14 01:24 PM
  15. dphjeff's Avatar
    Just mail Bronco Bama one of your turds and tell him to keep the change.
    That maybe a. Good trade. You know the PlayBook update was priceless.

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    04-01-14 01:25 PM
  16. Cynycl's Avatar
    Ooze he?
    Well one's a turd and the other is running a country into the ground.

    Which one are you referring to?
    Last edited by Cynycl; 04-01-14 at 02:23 PM.
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    04-01-14 01:27 PM
  17. dphjeff's Avatar
    Yous is smart nuff for a duck......pick the bokkles up and continue as normal?
    You tryen to deprive me of an edumacation or just tryen to get me drunks?
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    04-01-14 01:45 PM
  18. dphjeff's Avatar
    Not to be confused with the blow hard character from that reality show duck the nasty.
    Wot? There is a new duck reality show and I missed it?
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    04-01-14 01:50 PM
  19. Cynycl's Avatar
    Shuddup duck!
    Does this mean you aren't sending the cheque?
    04-01-14 02:22 PM
  20. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    Ooh! Oooohhhh! Want one, wants one, wants me all I is doin? Gimme gimme gimme?

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    Here you go. Hit it SOM!
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    04-01-14 02:30 PM
  21. sad_old_man's Avatar
    You tryen to deprive me of an edumacation or just tryen to get me drunks?
    I is just havin sum food? (food loosely translated into stuff that doesn't wot kiils ya when yous eats it) (well not mediatetly)

    1 x Rack of Lamb Ribs. (interpreteraitions 60yrs old goat)
    1 x Egg Fried Rice. (interpreteraitions scrambled eggs with raw cuscus mixed in)
    1 x Bottle of 2007 Claret. (interpreteraitions beetroot juice)
    Homemade granary bread. (interpreteraitions cardboard with lumps in)

    Advice? Shuddup and stop whinwinging see eh? Mutter mutter........doin all this for them silly mericans and they not let me bomb anyfink? Mutter mutter...............
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    04-01-14 02:36 PM
  22. sad_old_man's Avatar
    ps an they doesn't pay me nuff see eh? GET YER TAXES PAID DUCK SO I IS CAN AV A RAISE SEE EH?? ??????
    04-01-14 02:39 PM
  23. dphjeff's Avatar
    ps an they doesn't pay me nuff see eh? GET YER TAXES PAID DUCK SO I IS CAN AV A RAISE SEE EH?? ??????
    But I don't have any monies! Remember I purchased a smarty TV. You can come over and watch it and that could be your raise.
    04-01-14 02:45 PM
  24. NursingNinja's Avatar
    The Late Christopher Hitchens Gets destroyed in this debate with William lane Craig

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    04-01-14 02:56 PM
  25. sad_old_man's Avatar
    The Late Christopher Hitchens Gets destroyed in this debate with William lane Craig

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    Wot?
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    04-01-14 03:02 PM
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