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  1. Cynycl's Avatar
    hooters are for babies.
    Yeah baby!

    Gettin ****faced at Hooters
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    07-03-13 06:39 PM
  2. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    that last line made me
    I think that phrase close to perfect far from normal would fit our sad_old_man nicely.
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    07-03-13 06:40 PM
  3. Cynycl's Avatar
    That's why he's in therapy
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    07-03-13 06:41 PM
  4. Cynycl's Avatar
    Right now he's in the cellar trying to figure out what happens if you scare yourself half to death....twice
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    07-03-13 06:47 PM
  5. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Right now he's in the cellar trying to figure out what happens if you scare yourself half to death....twice
    As long as it's the same side of the half, he'll live.
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    07-03-13 06:55 PM
  6. FF22's Avatar
    Hey.... who let you into the theater?
    There were all these empty seats and the shill out in front said come on in, grab a seat, any seat or all of the seats.
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    07-03-13 07:16 PM
  7. Cynycl's Avatar
    I like the shill reference. Got me to thinking BB should hire some to work outside the carrier stores
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    07-03-13 07:38 PM
  8. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    Does anywhere serve normal food in your heathen country?
    They are gonna eat YOU alive!
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    07-03-13 07:49 PM
  9. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    I'm not going to like this heathen outback am I?
    Muahahaha. First, you should take a swim....might want to ask Barracuda for some help?




    Then, we send the chickens after you...



    You're gonna wish you never left the cellar...if indeed you ever get back! Muahahahaha. You're on our turf now!
    It's gonna be so fun messing with S_O_M in America!
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    07-03-13 08:08 PM
  10. Cynycl's Avatar
    SOMing to America. Hit it Neil.
    07-03-13 08:12 PM
  11. jpash549's Avatar
    Coming to America S_O_M. Does your plane stop in Cincinnati? Two weeks- maybe you will be in Key West in time to see the papa look alike contest July 18 to July 21. Or maybe you are in it.

    Not really that hot because of the breeze which is sometimes a little vigorous.

    There are cats. Six toed ones maybe relatives of that guy that did something to your duckies or was that somebody or something else?
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    07-03-13 09:00 PM
  12. jpash549's Avatar
    Just checking on tbe expected hurricane season and found it is going to be active in the North Atlantic and Carribean.

    http://www.google.com/search?as_q=hu...NrCC0QHR0oGoDg

    Don't know what weather app you use but Accuweather will give you the Key West weather. Mad dogs and Englishmen run out in the noonday sun.
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    07-03-13 09:15 PM
  13. FF22's Avatar
    I like the shill reference. Got me to thinking BB should hire some to work outside the carrier stores
    I think there's a problem. It we kind of twist the analogy a bit - there are NO empty seats in the carriers' stores. That is, shill sends potential customer in, asks to see BB and the sales rep say, huh! Maybe there's one in the back room but it is not charged. Here's an android phone. Apparently, folks are running into that situation, still.
    07-03-13 09:39 PM
  14. FF22's Avatar
    Coming to America S_O_M. Does your plane stop in Cincinnati? Two weeks- maybe you will be in Key West in time to see the papa look alike contest July 18 to July 21. Or maybe you are in it.

    Not really that hot because of the breeze which is sometimes a little vigorous.

    There are cats. Six toed ones maybe relatives of that guy that did something to your duckies or was that somebody or something else?
    Uncle Ernie, is that you?
    07-03-13 09:41 PM
  15. jpash549's Avatar
    Uncle Ernie, is that you?
    I own a Ford pickup but my name isn't Ford and my interest in papa comes from going to the same high school. Is there any money associated with being your Uncle Ernie.

    I saw a woodchuck in my back yard yesterday. Thinking about that as an avatar. They are very good at burrowing and probably could dig into a cellar.

    Sent from my Nexus 7 using CB Forums mobile app
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    07-03-13 09:51 PM
  16. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Can you imagine a motley crew of animals and a baby welcoming sad_old_man at the airport?
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    07-03-13 09:51 PM
  17. FF22's Avatar
    I own a Ford pickup but my name isn't Ford and my interest in papa comes from going to the same high school. Is there any money associated with being your Uncle Ernie.

    I saw a woodchuck in my back yard yesterday. Thinking about that as an avatar. They are very good at burrowing and probably could dig into a cellar.

    Sent from my Nexus 7 using CB Forums mobile app
    I would hope so - that I'd inherit from my UNCLE!
    07-04-13 12:10 AM
  18. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    All of this got me thinking (never a good sign, I admit), but if sad_old_man moves to the US for an extended period of time, wouldn't we (here in Europe) need "one of yours" back, so the earth won't tilt over?
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    07-04-13 04:14 AM
  19. lexluthorxx's Avatar
    All of this got me thinking (never a good sign, I admit), but if sad_old_man moves to the US for an extended period of time, wouldn't we (here in Europe) need "one of yours" back, so the earth won't tilt over?
    i'm over there next week
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    07-04-13 08:14 AM
  20. Barracuda7772's Avatar
    this is not a playbook hijack thread this is not a thread at all. this is mindless jibber jabber !
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    07-04-13 08:15 AM
  21. Barracuda7772's Avatar
    yadda yadda yadda
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    07-04-13 08:16 AM
  22. sad_old_man's Avatar
    yadda yadda yadda
    I'll name that tune in four!
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    07-04-13 08:50 AM
  23. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Can you imagine a motley crew of animals and a baby welcoming sad_old_man at the airport?
    Now I know this is going to be difficult but any chance of you lot being helpful? Why did I ask that? I didn't get any help with the food but here goes. While I'm in this heathen country starving and trying to understand the garbage speak, what's the best car to hire and who from?

    Asking you lot I'll probably end up starving to death in a rusty fiat somewhere.
    07-04-13 09:00 AM
  24. Cynycl's Avatar
    this is not a playbook hijack thread this is not a thread at all. this is mindless jibber jabber !
    And you've come to the right place.
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    07-04-13 09:10 AM
  25. Cynycl's Avatar
    In honour (yes with a u) of our US of A friends on this fine occassion.
    A West Virginia Farm Kid in the Marines...
    ( NOW IN SAN DIEGO FOR MARINE CORPS RECRUIT TRAINING)

    Dear Ma and Pa,
    I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.
    I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.
    Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water.
    Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.
    We go on 'route marches,' which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A 'route march' is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.
    The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.
    This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing.. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges They come in boxes.
    Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake .. I only beat him once.. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6' and 130 pounds and he's 6'8' and near 300 pounds dry.
    Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.
    Your loving daughter,

    Alice
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    07-04-13 09:11 AM
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