1. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    I is not doesn't let her on boards see eh? I has tolding her that it's not safe and shee shouldn't go neer it cause of the icybergs, sharkses and krokodilesesed see eh? I tells her it's safer goin shoppin see eh?
    Had you been a sailor a bit longer, you would've known most sailors consider having women on board to be very "bad luck".
    Some say this is because women were considered bad luck, and that having a woman on board a ship when it was at sea would anger the sea gods, bringing on horrible weather and rough water. In some cases women who were on board ship were even tossed over board in order to attempt an appeasement of the gods.
    Women on Board Ship - Bad Luck
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    02-08-14 12:37 PM
  2. dazzleaj's Avatar
    Had you been a sailor a bit longer, you would've known most sailors consider having women on board to be very "bad luck".
    Women on Board Ship - Bad Luck
    Hmmmmm...do you think that applies to planes trains and automobiles also? Just asking, mind you.....
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    02-08-14 12:48 PM
  3. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Hmmmmm...do you think that applies to planes trains and automobiles also? Just asking, mind you.....
    ...don't forget the internet!
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    02-08-14 12:51 PM
  4. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Hmmmmm...do you think that applies to planes trains and automobiles also? Just asking, mind you.....
    Shuddup donkey. I is still revellin in the wondrous pleasurable thoughts of the throwing overboard bit see eh? Oh my how wonderfully wonderful these sailor type personbodys is?

    Official nuthin' to do with Playbook hijack thread-walkingtheplank.jpg
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    02-08-14 01:34 PM
  5. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Yes we are (crying). Yous wants to cooks mes (crying).

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    We prefer fat duck, it taste better. But if you r an old duck, we'll let you live. Too tough and chewy. Take hours to stew.
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    02-08-14 04:52 PM
  6. dphjeff's Avatar
    We prefer fat duck, it taste better. But if you r an old duck, we'll let you live. Too tough and chewy. Take hours to stew.
    How about old and fat?


    Posted via CB10
    02-08-14 04:58 PM
  7. dazzleaj's Avatar
    How about old and fat?


    Posted via CB10
    Hey, quit while you are ahead!
    02-08-14 05:02 PM
  8. dphjeff's Avatar
    Hey, quit while you are ahead!
    I have never been accessed of being smart.


    Posted via CB10
    02-08-14 05:12 PM
  9. dazzleaj's Avatar
    I have never been accessed of being smart.


    Posted via CB10
    Yeah, I've that same problem!
    02-08-14 06:26 PM
  10. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Yeah, I've that same problem!
    Being smart isn't what it's cracked up to be, either. In the end people want you to do stuff for them whether you're smart or not. The sort of stuff they want you to do might differ, but them wanting you to do it stays the same regardless...
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    02-09-14 07:03 AM
  11. sad_old_man's Avatar
    I have never been accessed of being smart.


    Posted via CB10
    Yes you has is see? I is havin cessed yous as been smart see eh I has?
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    02-09-14 08:09 AM
  12. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Yes you has is see? I is havin cessed yous as been smart see eh I has?
    Being called smart by you doesn't count. Everyone's smart compared to you...
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    02-09-14 08:16 AM
  13. dphjeff's Avatar
    Yes you has is see? I is havin cessed yous as been smart see eh I has?
    Being smart and being a smart azz is two different things you know eh.

    Posted via CB10
    02-09-14 08:34 AM
  14. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    Oh no, another smart tete a tete! Hey, I don't have a brain!
    02-09-14 09:29 AM
  15. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Hey, I don't have a brain!
    That's your excuse? Really?
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    02-09-14 09:32 AM
  16. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Being called smart by you doesn't count. Everyone's smart compared to you...
    Mutter mutter.............i knows when I is not wanted sea eh?
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    02-09-14 09:42 AM
  17. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    i knows when I is not wanted sea eh?
    No, actually you don't know when you're not wanted. Poking fun at someone doesn't mean this persons isn't wanted around. Quite the opposite, every group needs someone to poke fun at... Being such a person can be an honorable task...
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    02-09-14 09:49 AM
  18. sad_old_man's Avatar
    No, actually you don't know when you're not wanted. Poking fun at someone doesn't mean this persons isn't wanted around. Quite the opposite, every group needs someone to poke fun at... Being such a person can be an honorable task...
    Mmmmmmmmm.........let me castonate that post and derive suitablesed defences..........to its...........mmmmmmmmmmm Ah yes "BOLLOCKS"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    02-09-14 10:02 AM
  19. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Hmm, I see how you could mistake it for that...
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    02-09-14 10:04 AM
  20. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Hmm, I see how you could mistake it for that...
    Does you like boaty thingys?
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    02-09-14 01:11 PM
  21. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Does you like boaty thingys?
    Hmmm, I seem to recall... Can you remember, when I became a cannibal?
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    02-09-14 01:25 PM
  22. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Hmmm, I seem to recall... Can you remember, when I became a cannibal?
    I don't remember calling you but you was a canniballs before yous was wrecked your ship cause you can't drive see eh?
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    02-09-14 01:34 PM
  23. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Ah, well, this at least sort of answers your question, doesn't it?
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    02-09-14 01:44 PM
  24. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Ah, well, this at least sort of answers your question, doesn't it?
    Did I ask a kwestion? Ah well we all is makin mistakes sumtimeses eh see?

    ps I is still not a moderadiator yet but I has learned to accept defeet with gravy?
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    02-09-14 01:54 PM
  25. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    I is still not a moderadiator yet but I has learned to accept defeet with gravy?
    I always saw you more as a Crackberry Ambassador than as a Moderator anyway...
    sad_old_man and dazzleaj like this.
    02-09-14 02:00 PM
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