1. dphjeff's Avatar
    Do you have to inflate her.....errr it first?

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    My buddy Miles had one of those blow-up dolls. Her name was Darleen. Miles used to drive around with her in the passenger seat of his MG, until his girlfriend got mad and killed her with a fork.
    12-13-13 04:43 PM
  2. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capital letters.

    For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement:

    "Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

    Is everybody clear on that?
    Come again?

    Posted via CB10
    12-13-13 04:53 PM
  3. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Oh sorry it missed one ?

    Attachment 229655
    What's your obsession with these phallic objects? Not gonna make you any more potent you know?

    Posted via CB10
    12-13-13 04:55 PM
  4. Angus_CB's Avatar
    Okay, I was a bit (pre)occupied for the last couple of days. Could someone please explain to me, why most websites I consulted during my probably ongoing "war on malware" were adamant in their suggestion to turn off Windows System Restore and not to attempt to use an earlier restore point to fix this mess?
    You turn off System Restore to prevent Windows from storing the current virus infection in a restore point.
    I usually don't rely on System Restore because several infections can infect existing restore points and / or create infected restore points that look like they were created before the virus infection.
    Last edited by Angus_CB; 12-14-13 at 06:53 AM. Reason: Spelling
    12-13-13 07:48 PM
  5. sad_old_man's Avatar
    What's your obsession with these phallic objects? Not gonna make you any more potent you know?

    Posted via CB10
    I like the noise they make.
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    12-14-13 05:53 AM
  6. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    I like the noise they make.
    Like this?
    sad_old_man and Carl Estes like this.
    12-14-13 06:31 AM
  7. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    "Ali does a breech-loading Purdey shotgun"

    more at http://girlsmakinggunsounds.com
    12-14-13 06:41 AM
  8. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Like this?
    No the bit where they falls on the floor goin ouch?
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    12-14-13 07:59 AM
  9. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    No the bit where they falls on the floor goin ouch?
    I could drop a brick on your foot and will have the same effect.
    sad_old_man and Carl Estes like this.
    12-14-13 09:47 AM
  10. sad_old_man's Avatar
    I could drop a brick on your foot and will have the same effect.
    Wots a brick?
    Carl Estes likes this.
    12-14-13 10:05 AM
  11. miss_morgana's Avatar
    I could drop a brick on your foot and will have the same effect.
    Cat ?

    Official nuthin' to do with Playbook hijack thread-1475865_609386742444388_270189141_n.jpg
    12-14-13 10:05 AM
  12. Barracuda7772's Avatar
    Wots a brick?
    Bricks are what I deposit in toilets........ Constipation sucks

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    sad_old_man and Carl Estes like this.
    12-14-13 10:45 AM
  13. sad_old_man's Avatar
    The story of my life in a nutshell?

    dphjeff and Carl Estes like this.
    12-14-13 10:52 AM
  14. dphjeff's Avatar
    The story of my life in a nutshell?

    Yeah, but your the winner in the end.
    sad_old_man and Carl Estes like this.
    12-14-13 11:31 AM
  15. maximusware's Avatar
    76798021 that's me on bbm!! Add me up gals!! 25 male here
    12-14-13 11:32 AM
  16. Barracuda7772's Avatar
    76798021 that's me on bbm!! Add me up gals!! 25 male here
    Oh gawd ..... Really..... Don't you know playbook doesn't have bbm........ Do you also not know this is a hijack thread. And on a third note I'm no pro but girls don't like pervs

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    sad_old_man, Cynycl and Carl Estes like this.
    12-14-13 11:45 AM
  17. maximusware's Avatar
    Oh gawd ..... Really..... Don't you know playbook doesn't have bbm........ Do you also not know this is a hijack thread. And on a third note I'm no pro but girls don't like pervs

    Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk
    12-14-13 11:47 AM
  18. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Oh gawd ..... Really..... Don't you know playbook doesn't have bbm........ Do you also not know this is a hijack thread. And on a third note I'm no pro but girls don't like pervs

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    That's me out then?
    Carl Estes likes this.
    12-14-13 12:51 PM
  19. Barracuda7772's Avatar
    That's me out then?
    Huh

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    12-14-13 12:53 PM
  20. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Huh

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    The cat and the baby say I'm a perv?
    Cynycl likes this.
    12-14-13 12:55 PM
  21. miss_morgana's Avatar
    The cat and the baby say I'm a perv?
    mmm..you sexi perv *kiss*

    Posted from Blackberry Q5 via CB10
    12-14-13 01:23 PM
  22. Barracuda7772's Avatar
    This is turning in to a a very red light forum

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    Cynycl and sad_old_man like this.
    12-14-13 02:11 PM
  23. Cynycl's Avatar
    Another one of SOM's seven faces of eve popping up again?

    Scroll up and find the manic depressive statue's bbm and leave the rest of us sorry critters out of it

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    sad_old_man and Carl Estes like this.
    12-14-13 02:20 PM
  24. Barracuda7772's Avatar
    Can someone say throw away emails

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    12-14-13 02:52 PM
  25. miss_morgana's Avatar
    Another one of SOM's seven faces of eve popping up again?

    Scroll up and find the manic depressive statue's bbm and leave the rest of us sorry critters out of it

    Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk

    ooowuh... does baby need tender from statue ? do you want my bbm ?
    Hirazi Blue and Carl Estes like this.
    12-14-13 02:58 PM
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