1. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Who you actually are: nobody
    What you look like: ugly
    Where you live: in a house
    What you've done with your life: nothing
    Does this help?
    Yes, tremendously. Keep the info coming...
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    10-19-13 12:39 PM
  2. FF22's Avatar
    What debauchery shall we engage in on this fine Friday?
    I missed all of Friday. Well, not out in the REAL world but in this whirled!
    10-19-13 12:40 PM
  3. miss_morgana's Avatar
    Women fart

    Sent from my BlackBerry 9900 bold using my freaky side
    10-19-13 12:42 PM
  4. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    I missed all of Friday. Well, not out in the REAL world but in this whirled!
    Hmmm, friday? As a recall full of mayhem and bad jokes, identical in that respect to any other day, even in the real world I guess.
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    10-19-13 12:47 PM
  5. FF22's Avatar
    And you can put the caps to good use.
    Attachment 211614
    I'm not sure that's a good use of the caps.
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    10-19-13 12:48 PM
  6. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Hmmm, friday? As a recall full of mayhem and bad jokes, identical in that respect to any other day, even in the real world I guess.
    Eh!
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    10-19-13 01:01 PM
  7. dphjeff's Avatar
    Try NORAD, NASA, NSA, and Walmart's video library. Walmart has 87.5% of all the people in the civilized world in their video library.
    I did go to Walmart today but I wouldn't call my world civilized.
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    10-19-13 01:35 PM
  8. dphjeff's Avatar
    May I interjekt ere? The duck is a very handsome, masculine epitamys of perfection in the world of duckys! He was born at a very young ages and has grown to be a pillow of his fratentaty and social sircle as well. He iz loving, kind, caring, hungry, thirsty, small, feathered and all the things yous wud spect from a ducks. Well apart from the fethery bits if you waz eeting im.

    Apart from that ees just another duck..........oh with a broken carzs as well..... Hees alsos my pal so there's iz life stories in a clamshell forz Youz!

    note to myself.......read up on these damn sayings.......
    I sorry that I made that deal with you to pay you a dollar every time you said a good word towards me. I think your making words up to get more of my money.
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    10-19-13 01:39 PM
  9. sad_old_man's Avatar
    I sorry that I made that deal with you to pay you a dollar every time you said a good word towards me. I think your making words up to get more of my money.
    Look on the bright side! You may end up broke but at least I won't eat you till then?
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    10-19-13 02:10 PM
  10. miss_morgana's Avatar
    That moment when you're sitting next to a woman and she farts

    sent from my Blackberry using my fingers
    10-19-13 02:17 PM
  11. sad_old_man's Avatar
    I waz born under a wandering star,
    I waz.............never mind I don't nows the rest........
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    10-20-13 09:08 AM
  12. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    I waz born under a wandering star,
    I waz.............never mind I don't nows the rest........
    Here you go granpa!

    I was born under a wandrin' star
    I was born under a wandrin' star

    Wheels are made for rolling,
    mules are made to pack
    I've never seen a sight
    that didn't look better looking back

    I was born under a wandrin' star

    Mud can make you prisoner
    and the plains can bake you dry
    Snow can burn your eyes,
    but only people make you cry

    Home is made for coming from,
    for dreams of going to
    Which with any luck
    will never come true

    I was born under a wandrin' star
    I was born under a wandrin' star

    Do I know where hell is?
    Hell is in hello
    Heaven is goodbye forever,
    it's time for me to go

    I was born under a wandrin' star
    A wandrin', wandrin' star

    Chorus:
    Mud can make you prisoner
    and the plains can bake you dry
    Snow can burn your eyes,
    but only people make you cry

    Home is made for coming from,
    for dreams of going to
    Which with any luck
    will never come true

    I was born under a wandrin' star
    I was born under a wandrin' star

    When I get to heaven,
    tie me to a tree
    For I'll begin to roam
    and soon you'll know where I will be

    I was born under a wandrin' star
    A wandrin', wandrin' star
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    10-20-13 09:29 AM
  13. dphjeff's Avatar
    Here you go granpa!

    I was born under a wandrin' star
    I was born under a wandrin' star

    Wheels are made for rolling,
    mules are made to pack
    I've never seen a sight
    that didn't look better looking back

    I was born under a wandrin' star

    Mud can make you prisoner
    and the plains can bake you dry
    Snow can burn your eyes,
    but only people make you cry

    Home is made for coming from,
    for dreams of going to
    Which with any luck
    will never come true

    I was born under a wandrin' star
    I was born under a wandrin' star

    Do I know where hell is?
    Hell is in hello
    Heaven is goodbye forever,
    it's time for me to go

    I was born under a wandrin' star
    A wandrin', wandrin' star

    Chorus:
    Mud can make you prisoner
    and the plains can bake you dry
    Snow can burn your eyes,
    but only people make you cry

    Home is made for coming from,
    for dreams of going to
    Which with any luck
    will never come true

    I was born under a wandrin' star
    I was born under a wandrin' star

    When I get to heaven,
    tie me to a tree
    For I'll begin to roam
    and soon you'll know where I will be

    I was born under a wandrin' star
    A wandrin', wandrin' star
    S_O_M please don't sing this you will make my ears bleed!
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    10-20-13 09:49 AM
  14. dazzleaj's Avatar
    Here you go granpa!

    I was born under a wandrin' star
    I was born under a wandrin' star

    Wheels are made for rolling,
    mules are made to pack
    I've never seen a sight
    that didn't look better looking back

    I was born under a wandrin' star

    Mud can make you prisoner
    and the plains can bake you dry
    Snow can burn your eyes,
    but only people make you cry

    Home is made for coming from,
    for dreams of going to
    Which with any luck
    will never come true

    I was born under a wandrin' star
    I was born under a wandrin' star

    Do I know where hell is?
    Hell is in hello
    Heaven is goodbye forever,
    it's time for me to go

    I was born under a wandrin' star
    A wandrin', wandrin' star

    Chorus:
    Mud can make you prisoner
    and the plains can bake you dry
    Snow can burn your eyes,
    but only people make you cry

    Home is made for coming from,
    for dreams of going to
    Which with any luck
    will never come true

    I was born under a wandrin' star
    I was born under a wandrin' star

    When I get to heaven,
    tie me to a tree
    For I'll begin to roam
    and soon you'll know where I will be

    I was born under a wandrin' star
    A wandrin', wandrin' star
    Sniff, sniff, brought a tear to my eye...
    10-20-13 10:03 AM
  15. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    The soundtrack to this documentary will be decided upon (very) much later in the production , but I surely will take your suggestion into account.
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    10-20-13 10:08 AM
  16. dphjeff's Avatar
    Sniff, sniff, brought a tear to my eye...
    Critters on here brings tears to my eyes too. Reading this thread is like chopping onions.
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    10-20-13 10:42 AM
  17. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Critters on here brings tears to my eyes too. Reading this thread is like chopping onions.
    More like squeezing lemon juice into the eyes

    Posted via CB10
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    10-20-13 10:50 AM
  18. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    As to the aforemention soundtrack, how about this?
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    10-20-13 11:27 AM
  19. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Bad mood sulkins................
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    10-20-13 11:34 AM
  20. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Bad mood sulkins................
    Maybe joining of wotsits and brandy not a good idea.

    Posted via CB10
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    10-20-13 11:59 AM
  21. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Bad mood sulkins................
    News at 11...
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    10-20-13 12:07 PM
  22. sad_old_man's Avatar
    News at 11...
    oh does iz hve to weight till 11 to sulk.......ok ill just sulk whiles I waites then.......
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    10-20-13 12:15 PM
  23. Cynycl's Avatar
    you whine a lot for a combat vet
    10-20-13 12:26 PM
  24. sad_old_man's Avatar
    you whine a lot for a combat vet
    the lasts thing I wud evers wont to be is a VET!!!!!!!! are their not nuff hanimals int world wivout becomings a VET......... babes luck ups pliots in the google and theres you are?@????????
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    10-20-13 12:30 PM
  25. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    you whine a lot for a combat vet
    Ever watch the movie "Jacob's Ladder"?
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    10-20-13 12:30 PM
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